robyn cason's definitions

spanling slip

a cute pink permission slip for a free spanling.
spanlings may not be given or recieved if uffyanda has not filled out the slip.

muffy- "buffy and fluffy, you will each recieve one free spanling." "see uffyanda for a spanling slip."

buffy- "yeah."

by robyn cason January 19, 2008

absolutelew

a drunkin' absolutely.
can be spelled absolutelou or any way you want because you're a drunkin' bish!

buffy- "muffy did you make out with fluffy at uffyanda's birthday party?"

muffy- "absolutelew!"

by robyn cason January 19, 2008

kaboobies

boobs on an uffy. they are so magnificent and grand that the word boobs is an understatement. they are round and beautiful. also highly bouncey. when exposed you hear all the angels sing. they are sure to make all who witness this lovely sight, shed a tear.

buffy: "fluffy's big bouncey kaboobies were the hit of the
party."

muffy: "i know. when i put them in my moouth, i
heard the angels sing."

fluffy: "oh tanks you gays!!"

by robyn cason February 28, 2008

fake down town

to promise or insinuate that you will go "down town."
to fake down town you can reap many rewards such as:

having someone put together your t.v. stand.
hang your curtains.
bail your drunk ass out of jail.

fluffy said that if capitao puts her on his top friends on myspace, she will so go fake down town on him.

muffy- that's fake hott.

by robyn cason January 19, 2008

uffy hand shake

a "hand shake" given to a male by an uffy. the "hand shake" takes place in the male nether region. it is given when an uffy wants to determine if the male is suitable or large enough for bedding.
uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.

"fluffy, did you give gary the uffy hand shake before you had sex?", asked muffy.

"yes, and he had a prince albert too!"

duffy was so sad and bummed out that biff had a small wanker.

"hey duffy, you should have given him the uffy hand shake."

by robyn cason January 16, 2008

no doikey

the cousin of "no duh." second cousin to "no shit."

fluffy- "christine, don't forget to call me back."
christine- "i will, no doikey."

by robyn cason January 19, 2008

lezpriss

lezpriss is the best friend to the lezboss and the lezbish. just as cute, waaaaaaaaaay more prissy.

muffy- "buffy isn't the lezbish, she is the lezpriss."

fluffy- "that's hott!"

by robyn cason January 19, 2008