Definitions by robyn cason

kaboobies 

boobs on an uffy. they are so magnificent and grand that the word boobs is an understatement. they are round and beautiful. also highly bouncey. when exposed you hear all the angels sing. they are sure to make all who witness this lovely sight, shed a tear.

buffy: "fluffy's big bouncey kaboobies were the hit of the
party."

muffy: "i know. when i put them in my moouth, i
heard the angels sing."

fluffy: "oh tanks you gays!!"

kaboobies by robyn cason February 28, 2008

framp stamp 

front tramp stamp. above or on ur hoo-ha!

it wasn't enough for uffy marie to have a tramp stamp.
she just got a framp stamp too!

fluffy- "dang, ur hoo-ha gots ink."
uffy marie- "yeah, good times."

framp stamp by robyn cason January 26, 2008

ear muffy's 

when you are in the throws of passion with an uffy.
the uffy wraps her legs around your ears in sheer
dee-lite! 'cause groove is in the heart! the uffy will reply with satisfaction by saying, "tanks you gay!"

buffy- "hey muffy, did you see your neighbor L/nite?"
muffy- "yes, it was golf nite so i gave him ear muffy's."
fluffy- "dang, you're flexible."

ear muffy's by robyn cason January 24, 2008

ear muffies 

when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.

fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."

muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"

buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"

ear muffies by robyn cason January 21, 2008

chilky 

another word for chick or chicky but with far more oomph. generally used by an uffy.

dang. buffy is one hott chilky bish.

chilky by robyn cason January 19, 2008

no doikey 

the cousin of "no duh." second cousin to "no shit."

fluffy- "christine, don't forget to call me back."
christine- "i will, no doikey."

no doikey by robyn cason January 19, 2008

absolutelew

a drunkin' absolutely.
can be spelled absolutelou or any way you want because you're a drunkin' bish!

buffy- "muffy did you make out with fluffy at uffyanda's birthday party?"

muffy- "absolutelew!"

absolutelew by robyn cason January 19, 2008