robert e. porter's definitions

quim

The female pudendum (sex organs). Mainly used in Great Britain.

Todd really got a thrill as he prepared to tongue Betsy's quim.

by Robert E. Porter January 21, 2006

Munching the Carpet

A synonym for eating pussy. The term is primarily used in the lesbian community.

After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluff girlfriend when I opened the wrong door.

by Robert E. Porter January 17, 2006

muffdive

(slang) To perform cunnilingus on or to have coitus with a woman.

I bought her a drink, and she said "Let's go to my place and you can muffdive me all night long."

by Robert E. Porter April 3, 2006

muffdiving

(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.

"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."

by Robert E. Porter April 8, 2006

cuntitis

(n) Inflamation of the cunt.

My doctor took one look at my crotch and said, "Yep. You've got cuntitis, sweetheart."

by Robert E. Porter January 22, 2006

spinbarkeit

1. (n) medical - Term used to describe the elasticity of the cervical mucous at the time of ovulation.

2. (n) an obnoxious or impudent child.

1. I swear I got a slick dick from bumping her spinbarkeit.

2. Aw, go fuck off, ya' little spinbarkeit!

by Robert E. Porter January 22, 2006

Yodeling in the Canyon

Synonym for eating pussy or cunnilingus.

She hadn't been in my presence for five minutes before I was yodeling in the canyon.

by Robert E. Porter June 11, 2006