Milk of Fagnesia

A vulgar slang term for fresh semen.

I sucked him off, then took his load of Milk of Fagnesia down my throat.

by Robert E. Porter January 15, 2006

sclut

(n.) A prostitute that smells like a maggot-infested corpse, due to not bathing for 4 weeks at a time. Any sclut can also be a scumbag slut, and vice versa.

Rob: Hey, Bernice, what's that smell?
Bernice: Whut smell you talkin' 'bout?
Rob: It must be the aroma of your dirty rotten putrid snatch.
Bernice: Prolly so. I done me a hunert-foty johns dis month.
Rob: Oh God, go CLEAN that snatch, you sclut!

by Robert E. Porter September 06, 2007

quim

The female pudendum (sex organs). Mainly used in Great Britain.

Todd really got a thrill as he prepared to tongue Betsy's quim.

by Robert E. Porter January 21, 2006

street whore

(n.) An employee of the sidewalks, a male or female prostitute that primarily works the streets, providing low-budget sexual services to new and existing johns. These women are only interested in volume vs. quality, and earn an average of about $1,500 per day when not incarcerated. All street whores are generally stupid and many are former physicians, bankers, lawyers, and mortgage brokers.

See also gutterslut.

My Aunt Mary buys me expensive gifts because she's a street whore and she can afford it.

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

dickzit

(n. slang) A pinkish pustulant eruption on the head of the penis resulting from genital warts. Literally, a zit that forms on the dick, dickzits are also found on surrounding parts of the slippery penile meatus and can be spread to women, thus becoming clitzits on the slimy vaginal pussy.

I've got so many dickzits, my cock looks like a PayDay. Wanna eat me?

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

muffdive

(slang) To perform cunnilingus on or to have coitus with a woman.

I bought her a drink, and she said "Let's go to my place and you can muffdive me all night long."

by Robert E. Porter April 03, 2006

clitlicker

(n.) any individual who enjoys licking clitori, human or otherwise.

I knew Janet was a clitlicker when she went down on that heifer's twat.

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008