robcraine's definitions
Literally "Pointy Haired Boss" as featured in the long running Dilbert cartoons by Scot Adams. The phrase suggests an office manager with above average incompetance, general cluelessness and an ability to prevent anyone else in the office from doing any useful work.
Actual pointy hair is not a requirement for PHBs, but there is strong annecdotal evidence that they will rapidly develop the distinctive hairstyle.
Actual pointy hair is not a requirement for PHBs, but there is strong annecdotal evidence that they will rapidly develop the distinctive hairstyle.
by robcraine April 15, 2006

I'd been walking for 17 days. I had water but no food. The hoofprints seemed to be leeding nowhere. Then I saw it - I just had to eat that mule shit.
by robcraine March 15, 2004

by robcraine September 28, 2005

Girls name which means 'Lord' in Hebrew; 'pickpocket' in Japanese; and 'free publicity' in Holywoodspeak.
"Do you think Tom Cruise wants his daughter Suri to grow up to be a pickpocket?"
"Nah... there must have been some other reason for picking that name."
"Nah... there must have been some other reason for picking that name."
by robcraine May 2, 2006

Dang, who's left all these rockets on the floor? I'll have to get the rocketbuster out to clean them up.
by robcraine December 28, 2005

A type of bell, found in early christian churches. Rung to denote the end of the (30 minute) period when the commandments actually apply. Sadly this feature is missing from modern chaples.
by robcraine March 15, 2004

Used by officious officials at animal shows (eg Crufts) as a request for an animals poncy aristocratic name
by robcraine March 15, 2004
