Definitions by robcraine

anniverseriable 

Worthy of being celebrated (or otherwise commemorated) on its anniversary.

The day I left high school was memorable, but not anniverseriable.

anniverseriable by robcraine September 28, 2005

b0xman

Superhero with mysteriously endowed with the powers of a box, after an unlikely accident on the Gatwick Airport baggage terminal conveyer belts.

Is it a tub?... is it a container?... no, its Boxman!!

b0xman by robcraine April 9, 2004

fsjlanjgvfj 

Little known swedish word meaning 'pink, fluffy sausage'

Nu finns nya rapporter och fsjlanjgvfj

fsjlanjgvfj by robcraine March 23, 2004

Whatshowname 

Used by officious officials at animal shows (eg Crufts) as a request for an animals poncy aristocratic name

official: Fido, whstshowname?
owner: Rumptious Strawberries-Gidlefunk the Third

Whatshowname by robcraine March 15, 2004

eat that mule shit 

The option of last resort after following a donkey trail in a desert for many days.

I'd been walking for 17 days. I had water but no food. The hoofprints seemed to be leeding nowhere. Then I saw it - I just had to eat that mule shit.

eat that mule shit by robcraine March 15, 2004

Gaff

An error.

He was told to kiss the Pope's ring, but hadn't noticed the one on his finger. That was a real gaff.

Gaff by robcraine March 15, 2004

Endb 

A type of bell, found in early christian churches. Rung to denote the end of the (30 minute) period when the commandments actually apply. Sadly this feature is missing from modern chaples.

Once the Endb had finished tolling it was a sign that everyone could let their hair down and party.

Endb by robcraine March 15, 2004