Definitions by rob

certone

drinking for pain, not for pleasure.

"let's do this certone."

certone by Rob July 23, 2005

phantom ace 

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

phantom ace by Rob July 18, 2005

eidola

A pirate faction is the game Star Wars Combine. Keir the gimp is well known for being in this faction

Eidola are pirates, the lot of them!

eidola by Rob June 17, 2005

e.m.s.p 

early morning stoned pimp

kid rock is the esmp of the damn nation!!!

e.m.s.p by rob May 13, 2005

Raki 

A drink similar to Ouzo, but made from grapeseed, not aniseed, ranging from 40% to 60%. Can cause hilarity in the correct hands/mouth.

I definitely raki'd that one

Raki by rob May 13, 2005

ernies

A specific kind of Ectasy or MDMA

Yo man I got a slip of ernies

ernies by Rob May 13, 2005

jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation.

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering

jostling by Rob May 13, 2005