rob's definitions

certone

tasteless paranoia. vulgar responses to sane behavior. cup of coffee and a cigarette. get tanked.

I be a certone...LOSE THE LIFE FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rob March 30, 2005

cheshma

Macedonian word for a tap, but also means when a women has an orgasm and blows alot it looks like a tap with water coming out, we call these types of women a cheshma

eg. "taya pitchka techit cako chesham"
that girls pussy runs like a tap

by Rob March 6, 2005

kiet ngo

similar to the donkey punch but instead of the feces falling to the ground, the partner eats every single piece of feces regardless of the density or amount.

Man o man, My boyfriend pulled a Kiet Ngo last night. There was feces all over his mouth

by rob March 8, 2005

stab the bird

Used to describe having sex with a hot chick who is passing by.

Look at that Jonny, I'd stab the bird.

by Rob July 30, 2005

butthole baby

The child born to a woman who had unprotected anal sex. The semen from the rectum drained (throughout daily activities, standing, walking, etc.) and eventually made its way down to her vagina, where it proceeded to impregnate her. It is possible. Mind you.

I fucked Mandie in the ass without a condom last night. She said it leaked and got in her pussy, she might have a butthole baby.

by Rob October 2, 2003

heising

denial of service attack by posting a newstopic on heise.de with a link to a specific website. while every dumb-ass will click on the link (dont touch the red button....which one, thiiis? *push*) the webserver will go down for a time x

by rOb October 17, 2003

wiggout

somebody who cannot handle either a) drink or b) drugs without acting like a fool

look at that crazy wiggout he cant drink more than two pints

by rob September 29, 2003