rnps's definitions

in the stall

An updated term for "in the closet" thanks to Idaho Senator Larry Craig.
This is either a closeted homosexual or closeted bi-curious, typically religious and/or Republican living in denial.

girl 1: "Hey, he's kinda cute."
girl 2: "Hells ya, but I've heard he's in the stall...in the stall to get some ball."

by RNPS November 19, 2007

Walk the dog

Walking around with your cock hanging out your unzipped shorts or pants.

One night after taking a piss in the alley, I decided to keep it out and walk the dog.

by RNPS July 30, 2009

stick in the mud

Giving someone anal sex.

I was stirring the tuna casserole when I popped-out and accidentally gave her a stick in the mud.

by RNPS May 27, 2008

apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.

by RNPS December 29, 2008

partyflow

The resulting movement of people from a crowded space to a more open one. A floorplan with a circular path that allows one to not be trapped in an area. A good example is a kitchen with openings on two sides.

Person 1: "Thankfully, this house has great partyflow."
Person 2: "Ya, we didn't get trapped in the kitchen with only one way out."
Person 1: "I almost felt like I was squeezed-out the other side."

by RNPS October 9, 2007

Gutter Trout

A condom found in the gutter or on the street. Typically out of the wrapper and used.

I was walking the dog and noticed a gutter trout floating in the water.

by RNPS July 28, 2010

spackle the toilet

a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off

Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!

by RNPS April 27, 2008