rnps's definitions

Third World

Not being cleaned-up to interact with others. This could include recently taken a dump, not being showered, not having brushed teeth, &/or dirty home.

I'd love to have you over now, but I'm too third world.

Man, she smells third world.

by RNPS June 1, 2007

c'ard-on

The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.

Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!

Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.

by RNPS December 9, 2008

stick in the mud

Giving someone anal sex.

I was stirring the tuna casserole when I popped-out and accidentally gave her a stick in the mud.

by RNPS May 27, 2008

spackle the toilet

a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off

Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!

by RNPS April 27, 2008

apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.

by RNPS December 29, 2008

dreadlog

A dreadlock combined with a log.

1) "Get the scissors - the dog has a dreadlog!"
2) "That's the last time I get some from a cheap crack whore - I found a dreadlog hanging from her taint!"

by RNPS November 10, 2007

Walk the dog

Walking around with your cock hanging out your unzipped shorts or pants.

One night after taking a piss in the alley, I decided to keep it out and walk the dog.

by RNPS July 30, 2009