rnps's definitions

Walk the dog

Walking around with your cock hanging out your unzipped shorts or pants.

One night after taking a piss in the alley, I decided to keep it out and walk the dog.

by RNPS July 30, 2009

pussy with teeth

man with facial hair around the mouth; goatee, beard

Too many cold bitches at that bar, so I went in the alley to get some oral from a pussy with teeth.

Man, I got cut-up last night from F-ing that pussy with teeth.

by RNPS June 6, 2007

dinglebroad

A woman who's riding your ass like a dingleberry.

Example 1: My Mom is being a total dinglebroad about me going to college.

Example 2: I told her I'd have the report to her in twenty minutes, but no, she had to be a dinglebroad and keep asking for it.

by RNPS July 23, 2007

gummy bear

In group sex, when men gather around a fat, hairy man (the bear) and jack-off on him. Some may chant "gummy bear" repeatedly.

Dude, I was at this wild sex party last night - we gave this guy a gummy bear.

by RNPS August 7, 2007

air train

a long, gassy day due to a recent meal's digestion.

Ugh! Last night's chilli cook-off is causing today's air train...I can't stop farting!

by RNPS February 8, 2009

snatch patch

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.

Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.

by RNPS April 30, 2008

Gutter Trout

A condom found in the gutter or on the street. Typically out of the wrapper and used.

I was walking the dog and noticed a gutter trout floating in the water.

by RNPS July 28, 2010