boner buster

To lose an erection, ruin a potential sexual opportunity or potentially happy moment.
Guy 1: My girl was about to give me oral by the fire when her roommate came home.
Guy 2: Did she keep going? Did the roommate join in?
Guy 1: NO! She was embarrassed and asked me to leave.
Guy 2: What a boner buster!
by RNPS April 29, 2008
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back-up bitch

The next person in line that you ask to do something with after your preferred person isn't able to.
guy 1: "My girlfriend can't make it for lunch with me today...do you want to go?"
guy 2: "What, am I your back-up bitch?"
by RNPS August 29, 2007
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Walk the dog

Walking around with your cock hanging out your unzipped shorts or pants.
One night after taking a piss in the alley, I decided to keep it out and walk the dog.
by RNPS July 31, 2009
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snatch patch

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.
Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.
by RNPS April 30, 2008
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c'ard-on

The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.
Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!

Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.
by RNPS June 19, 2007
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spackle the toilet

a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off
Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!
by RNPS April 27, 2008
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in the stall

An updated term for "in the closet" thanks to Idaho Senator Larry Craig.
This is either a closeted homosexual or closeted bi-curious, typically religious and/or Republican living in denial.
girl 1: "Hey, he's kinda cute."
girl 2: "Hells ya, but I've heard he's in the stall...in the stall to get some ball."
by RNPS October 31, 2007
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