rnps's definitions

Casino

Where you go to drop a Deuce - the bathroom.

Person 1: Where's John? Our meeting's about to start.
Person 2: He went to the casino.

by RNPS June 1, 2007

back-up bitch

The next person in line that you ask to do something with after your preferred person isn't able to.

guy 1: "My girlfriend can't make it for lunch with me today...do you want to go?"
guy 2: "What, am I your back-up bitch?"

by RNPS September 6, 2007

apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.

by RNPS December 29, 2008

stick in the mud

Giving someone anal sex.

I was stirring the tuna casserole when I popped-out and accidentally gave her a stick in the mud.

by RNPS May 27, 2008

pussy with teeth

man with facial hair around the mouth; goatee, beard

Too many cold bitches at that bar, so I went in the alley to get some oral from a pussy with teeth.

Man, I got cut-up last night from F-ing that pussy with teeth.

by RNPS June 6, 2007

White Tail Buck

When a guy spooges right above the ass crack of black guy.

Last Friday night, I was giving it hard to JoJo, that Big Black Guy who's usually here for his Pink Martinis, when he asked me to give him a White Tail Buck!

by RNPS August 28, 2010

afterburner

A fart that starts quiet then blasts at the end.

Dude - I was at the library, started a quiet fart and thought, what the hell, time to turn on the afterburner.

by RNPS January 13, 2008