rnps's definitions

snatch patch

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.

Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.

by RNPS April 30, 2008

rolling the cigar

A guy fondling himself by grabbing his cock on the outside of his pants and squeezing in a rolling manner to cause the shaft to swell and get noticed.

Whore 1: "Ooo - check him out!"
Whore 2: "Nice! He's rolling the cigar! Times to go gets me some!"

by RNPS April 13, 2008

stick in the mud

Giving someone anal sex.

I was stirring the tuna casserole when I popped-out and accidentally gave her a stick in the mud.

by RNPS May 27, 2008

air train

a long, gassy day due to a recent meal's digestion.

Ugh! Last night's chilli cook-off is causing today's air train...I can't stop farting!

by RNPS February 8, 2009