12 definition by rm

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Confucious saying, or chinese proverb.
Man who enters turnstile sideways, is going to bangcock.
by RM January 21, 2004

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A person place or thing where incredible amounts of semen are stored (usu. misplaced, ejaculated).
Li'L Kim is a fucking spermatorium.
by RM June 25, 2003

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One who steals semen from sperm banks because he/she is a cum guzzling bitch.
Some sick sperm abductors ransacked the local spermatorium.
by RM June 25, 2003

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Going out from bar to bar, drinking massive quantities of alcohol and having sex
one: "what are you doing tonight?"
other: "hangin' n bangin'"
by rm December 07, 2004

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One who steals glances of other people's penises while they are emptying their bladders.
I saw that cockswindler staring at your dick.
by RM June 25, 2003

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A rare, four legged carnivorous mammal indigenous to northern New Zealand; normally prized by poachers for it's sleek, leopard-like coat of fur
Tonight on National Geographic, we ride on safari in New Zealand...in search of the elusive Mazingo
by RM April 03, 2003

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Yorkshire term for a penis
Eh up lass, do you fancy sitting on my giggling pin.
by rm May 28, 2004

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