rm's definitions

spermatorium

A person place or thing where incredible amounts of semen are stored (usu. misplaced, ejaculated).

Li'L Kim is a fucking spermatorium.

by RM June 25, 2003

ian woods

Dick head

Wow that guy is forsho an Ian Woods.

by Rm February 11, 2014

hangin' and bangin'

Going out from bar to bar, drinking massive quantities of alcohol and having sex

one: "what are you doing tonight?"
other: "hangin' n bangin'"

by rm December 7, 2004

Mazingo

A rare, four legged carnivorous mammal indigenous to northern New Zealand; normally prized by poachers for it's sleek, leopard-like coat of fur

Tonight on National Geographic, we ride on safari in New Zealand...in search of the elusive Mazingo

by RM April 3, 2003

sperm abductor

One who steals semen from sperm banks because he/she is a cum guzzling bitch.

Some sick sperm abductors ransacked the local spermatorium.

by RM June 25, 2003

suction

The formal of "sucker" or "sucka".

(Hey....listen up suction

by RM March 4, 2005

giggling pin

Yorkshire term for a penis

Eh up lass, do you fancy sitting on my giggling pin.

by rm May 28, 2004