rm's definitions

Bangcock

Confucious saying, or chinese proverb.

Man who enters turnstile sideways, is going to bangcock.

by RM January 21, 2004

Mazingo

A rare, four legged carnivorous mammal indigenous to northern New Zealand; normally prized by poachers for it's sleek, leopard-like coat of fur

Tonight on National Geographic, we ride on safari in New Zealand...in search of the elusive Mazingo

by RM April 3, 2003

cockswindler

One who steals glances of other people's penises while they are emptying their bladders.

I saw that cockswindler staring at your dick.

by RM June 25, 2003

sperm abductor

One who steals semen from sperm banks because he/she is a cum guzzling bitch.

Some sick sperm abductors ransacked the local spermatorium.

by RM June 25, 2003

spermatorium

A person place or thing where incredible amounts of semen are stored (usu. misplaced, ejaculated).

Li'L Kim is a fucking spermatorium.

by RM June 25, 2003