rj's definitions

Condom on a Stick

Packages of condoms handed out by some Planned Parenthoods. They appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! They come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package.

I've got a condom on a stick!!!!

by RJ August 1, 2004

Shop whore

A woman or man who would purchase things for themselves at the expense of thier childrens needs.

She has a closet full of dresses because she feeds her kids pb and j every day. Stupid shop whore, someone should yank her kids out of there.

by RJ September 4, 2004

bean counter

slang derrogatory term used in referring to accountants.

i would hate to be a bean counter for a living. i would rather be poor and have a personality.

by RJ April 13, 2003

Swamp buggy

A woman or man who think that they can salvage a total looser with love and attention. Who gets stuck in the mud because they cant change people who dont want to change.

I feel sorry for her, she's been toting him arround like a swamp buggy.

by RJ September 4, 2004

ACDC

Best damn band out there

dirty deeds done dirt cheap

by RJ June 15, 2003

blood fart

what happens when I eat too many doritos

Doritos is the number one leading cause of bfs

by RJ September 8, 2003

bitch anus

a girl(or guy if they are gay) being a reallllll ass whole about something or another like they all doo

Amber Rowe i luv you but u are such a Bitch ANUS!! but dont change cause i love the way u are ,...and that ass

by RJ April 13, 2005