bean counter

slang derrogatory term used in referring to accountants.

i would hate to be a bean counter for a living. i would rather be poor and have a personality.

by RJ April 13, 2003

ACDC

Best damn band out there

dirty deeds done dirt cheap

by RJ June 15, 2003

Shop whore

A woman or man who would purchase things for themselves at the expense of thier childrens needs.

She has a closet full of dresses because she feeds her kids pb and j every day. Stupid shop whore, someone should yank her kids out of there.

by RJ September 04, 2004

Swamp buggy

A woman or man who think that they can salvage a total looser with love and attention. Who gets stuck in the mud because they cant change people who dont want to change.

I feel sorry for her, she's been toting him arround like a swamp buggy.

by RJ September 04, 2004

six-pack attack

when you have yor thumb in the pink and two in the stink

carrin a bowling ball

by rj December 02, 2003

NSB

Nasty Sperm Build-up. Often used by guys when explaining it's been awhile since they've had sex.

I'm too tired to go out tonight, but damn do I have NSB.

by RJ September 05, 2005

monkey storm

Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.

With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.

Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.

by RJ May 19, 2004