six-pack attack

when you have yor thumb in the pink and two in the stink

carrin a bowling ball

by rj December 02, 2003

NSB

Nasty Sperm Build-up. Often used by guys when explaining it's been awhile since they've had sex.

I'm too tired to go out tonight, but damn do I have NSB.

by RJ September 05, 2005

monkey storm

Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.

With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.

Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.

by RJ May 19, 2004

sportsphds

A group of strapping young men with 12 inch cocks

When the sportsphds put it in, I immediately had to tell them to take it out.

by rj April 09, 2003

willis reed

The coolest person ever the best basketball player of all time. Much better then phill jakson.

Man you play bassketball almost as good as willis reed

by rj March 30, 2003

bettyboy

is someone who is gay

george michael is a bettyboy

by rj May 13, 2005

blood fart

what happens when I eat too many doritos

Doritos is the number one leading cause of bfs

by RJ September 08, 2003