righteousconsumption's definitions

missile tits

Ones nipples that can penetrate flesh

On the news, a teenager was killed by a sharp pair of missile tits.

by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

Filipino weed-whacker

Going to Asian salon and getting a penis wax.

Dude I hear they give Filipino weed-whackers at Asian Boy salon!

by righteousconsumption October 21, 2014

buck angelism

A religion based off worshipping a transvestite porn star.

Max: what are you doing
Herald: praying to Buck Angel
Max: wtf?
Herald: buck angelism bro......

by righteousconsumption October 14, 2014

xxx-mas

When you have violent sexual relations with a Christmas tree ordimant. When it breaks you shove the pieces up your rectum. All the while Santa is jerking off watching you do this.

When the line ran out at the mall for sitting on Santa's lap, he and his elf friend had some fun xxx-mas while they waited for the children.

by righteousconsumption October 15, 2014

recto-sexual

The attraction to ones rectum/anus and nothing else. Often seen in males in prison.

Prisoner 1: i want some anus
Prisoner 2: are you gay or recto-sexual?
Prisoner 1: I am recto-sexual, bend over..........

by righteousconsumption October 23, 2014

basting

To penetrate the ass of a butchered turkey. Make sure you unload your semen multiple times for flavor. When your family is eating it you pull your dick out and surprise them with whom the chef is.

My wife was turned on by my basting.

by righteousconsumption October 17, 2014

carjiz

To ejaculate in a cars gas and/or oil tank, as a prank or sexual passion.

Emmanuel: hey what were you doing near my car?
Ryan: having some fun....
Emmanuel: it better not have been carjiz
Ryan: how did you know?
Emmanuel: you motherfucking dick, now I have to siphon out the gas tank of your semen

by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014