righteousconsumption's definitions

drilla

A man who drills holes in random objects. Once said holes have been drilled he fucks the shit out of them until he bleeds.......

Jeremy: dude I hear Alex is a drilla
Michael: yeah I caught him having sexual relations with a rock

by righteousconsumption October 16, 2014

carjiz

To ejaculate in a cars gas and/or oil tank, as a prank or sexual passion.

Emmanuel: hey what were you doing near my car?
Ryan: having some fun....
Emmanuel: it better not have been carjiz
Ryan: how did you know?
Emmanuel: you motherfucking dick, now I have to siphon out the gas tank of your semen

by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

pubic shuffle

A seductive dance that can get you an all access pass to his/her pubic regions.

Kyle: I did the pubic shuffle to seduce her...
Matt: how far did ya get?
Kyle: homerun bitch

by righteousconsumption October 16, 2014

recto-sexual

The attraction to ones rectum/anus and nothing else. Often seen in males in prison.

Prisoner 1: i want some anus
Prisoner 2: are you gay or recto-sexual?
Prisoner 1: I am recto-sexual, bend over..........

by righteousconsumption October 23, 2014

dick concussion

To get a concussion from sucking too much dick

John: wheres your bitch?
Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night
John: wow

by righteousconsumption November 12, 2014

xxx-mas

When you have violent sexual relations with a Christmas tree ordimant. When it breaks you shove the pieces up your rectum. All the while Santa is jerking off watching you do this.

When the line ran out at the mall for sitting on Santa's lap, he and his elf friend had some fun xxx-mas while they waited for the children.

by righteousconsumption October 15, 2014

buck angelism

A religion based off worshipping a transvestite porn star.

Max: what are you doing
Herald: praying to Buck Angel
Max: wtf?
Herald: buck angelism bro......

by righteousconsumption October 14, 2014