honeybun

Sexual attraction towards fat people

Chuvirgin
ser: sup honeybun
Fat girl: I'm still a virgin

by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

anysexual

One who feels compelled to have sexual relations with any object under the sun (sun included).

Matt: go fuck a rock
Bob: I will
Matt: you anysexual!
Bob: if you have a problem with it I will fuck you too

by righteousconsumption October 15, 2014

Alabama orgy

A southern family reunion.

There was a lot of interbreeding at Clyde's Alabama orgy.

by righteousconsumption October 21, 2014

dick concussion

To get a concussion from sucking too much dick

John: wheres your bitch?
Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night
John: wow

by righteousconsumption November 12, 2014

San Francisco semen surprise

To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.

Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!

by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014

missile tits

Ones nipples that can penetrate flesh

On the news, a teenager was killed by a sharp pair of missile tits.

by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

reaggae pubes

To put pubes in dreadlocks.

Jeremy as reaggae pubes

by righteousconsumption October 22, 2014