buck angelism

A religion based off worshipping a transvestite porn star.

Max: what are you doing
Herald: praying to Buck Angel
Max: wtf?
Herald: buck angelism bro......

by righteousconsumption October 14, 2014

missile tits

Ones nipples that can penetrate flesh

On the news, a teenager was killed by a sharp pair of missile tits.

by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

dick concussion

To get a concussion from sucking too much dick

John: wheres your bitch?
Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night
John: wow

by righteousconsumption November 12, 2014

xxx-mas

When you have violent sexual relations with a Christmas tree ordimant. When it breaks you shove the pieces up your rectum. All the while Santa is jerking off watching you do this.

When the line ran out at the mall for sitting on Santa's lap, he and his elf friend had some fun xxx-mas while they waited for the children.

by righteousconsumption October 15, 2014

honeybun

Sexual attraction towards fat people

Chuvirgin
ser: sup honeybun
Fat girl: I'm still a virgin

by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

logging

To beat your partner to death with your penis.

Sally: what the hell are you gonna do for our 50th anniversary
Matt: some good logging
He then beats her to death with his dick

by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014

duponting

To Have Sex With Your Family members. Derived From The Dupont family.

Bill Was Caught Duponting His Cousin Sally.

by righteousconsumption March 05, 2015