To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.
Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!
Buy a
San Francisco semen surprise
mug!
The act of willfully allowing your ears to be penetrated by a hairy dick. Loved by few hated by most.
Person a: nickelback hurt last night
Person b: personally I enjoy it
Person a: you gross shit
To put pubes in dreadlocks.
Jeremy as reaggae pubes
To ejaculate in a cars gas and/or oil tank, as a prank or sexual passion.
Emmanuel: hey what were you doing near my car?
Ryan: having some fun....
Emmanuel: it better not have been carjiz
Ryan: how did you know?
Emmanuel: you motherfucking dick, now I have to siphon out the gas tank of your semen
To beat your partner to death with your penis.
A southern family reunion.
There was a lot of interbreeding at Clyde's Alabama orgy.
