Goofy Pluto

A weird incongruity. Derived from the fact that Goofy and Pluto are both dogs in the world of Disney characters, yet Goofy walks on two legs and talks, while Pluto barks, walks on all fours and is otherwise a non-anthropomorphized dog. Usage as explained by Tina Fey on NBC.com's "Ask Tina" video clip.

First guy: That new girl in accounting is so hot. But what's up with those big floppy clown shoes she's always wearing?

Second guy: Right? That's a Goofy Pluto, alright.

by rickbrunernyc May 02, 2012

PTSDMS

Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder Menstrual Syndrome. I.e., REALLY bad PMS.

My ex-wife's PMS was so bad it was like PTSDMS.

by rickbrunernyc July 01, 2011

Insultant

A consultant with a brash style for "telling it like it is," even at the risk of implying that his clients are idiots.

Consultant: So, in conclusion, my research definitively demonstrates there is zero market demand for your silly product idea.

Boss to underling: Where the hell did you find this guy? He's more of an insultant than a consultant.

by rickbrunernyc November 23, 2009

Penis inches

A standard of measurement with no basis in reality. The phrase derives from men who exaggerate the size of their penis.

I think I can fit in that parking spot.

Seriously? What, are you measuring in penis inches?

by rickbrunernyc August 06, 2009

Double Piston Chesty

Application of aerosol deodorant with a blast under each armpit followed by a slash across the chest.

Come on, dude, we're going to be late to meet the chicas. Finish getting dressed and let's go!

Okay, just a quick double piston chesty and I'm ready.

by rickbrunernyc August 03, 2009

Serial Killer Glasses

Eyeglasses with heavy or severe frames that live somewhere between fashionable and creepy, like a serial killer may wear.

I liked your friend, and his serial killer glasses were sexy!

by rickbrunernyc August 03, 2009

One-and-a-half Date

Not quite a double date, but not exactly a date either. It's when you invite someone out on a date, and they pull a defensive maneuver and bring a friend along, as a date shield.

Dude, I asked out that hot chick Sally on a date Saturday to cool party. She said yes, because she knew it was a cool scene, but she turned it into a one-and-a-half date, bringing along her BFF Tina to cock block.

by rickbrunernyc April 10, 2010