tit fuck

A little lubricant is needed in order to practice this sex act.

Saliva, KY, vaseline or any scented, edible lubricant.
Tyrone got so carried away in his titfuck of Takesia that he shot off in her face.
by Richard Black March 30, 2005
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squirrel

Another name for a snatch or a bush.
LeRoy and Tyrone went under the grandstand at the game to see if they could shoot (see) some squirrels.
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
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welfare queen

n. a lazy, un-wed, child-bearing woman who in the U.S. who milks government assistance for every penny she can. Created by LBJ in his Great Society plan and perpetuated by subsequent presidents.
Zaquina had five illegitimate children by five different men. She qualified for a hefty stipend, medicaide, and food stamps from the government.

She deprived her children of necessities and was able to buy herself a new Cadillac and a new house. Zaquina was, indeed, a welfare queen.
by Richard Black April 17, 2005
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hung chow

Joe writhed, grunted, farted but he could not pass the rock-hard fecal matter. Last night's chow was definitely hung.
by Richard Black March 03, 2005
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ran into

Idiom for saw or be in contact. Heard in the Southern United States.
I ran into Sally at the bank today.
by Richard Black April 11, 2005
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vinegar

Cheapest and handiest liquid for douching (cleansing the vagina).
Claire always carried a bottle of vinegar in her purse because she never know how many office romeos would take her to the janitor's closet during the work day at the office.
by Richard Black March 15, 2005
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wide stance

Naivete' term coined by U.S. Senator Larry Craig meaning a commodious position on a toilet seat so as not to have one's trousers fall to the floor, often with shoes of said person assuming the position touching the shoes of those in neighboring stalls. In reality, wide stance simply is 'trolling for homosexual sex in a public toilet.' It is a signal of interest for such activity.
"But, officer, I was just sitting at this 'wide stance' open angle on the commode so my pants wouldn't drop to the floor." (Senator Larry Craig to the arresting officer at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport toilet).
by Richard Black September 03, 2007
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