richard black's definitions

turd brown

Ugly shade of brown coloring.

My gawd! The Joneses bought a new Cadillac and paid cash, but the color they picked out was turd brown.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

wide stance

Naivete' term coined by U.S. Senator Larry Craig meaning a commodious position on a toilet seat so as not to have one's trousers fall to the floor, often with shoes of said person assuming the position touching the shoes of those in neighboring stalls. In reality, wide stance simply is 'trolling for homosexual sex in a public toilet.' It is a signal of interest for such activity.

"But, officer, I was just sitting at this 'wide stance' open angle on the commode so my pants wouldn't drop to the floor." (Senator Larry Craig to the arresting officer at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport toilet).

by Richard Black September 12, 2007

fallen off

v. used in the Deep South to describe someone who has lost weight by dieting.

My, how Sally has fallen off since she started going to Jenny Craig.

by Richard Black October 9, 2005

deepthroat

A technique of fellatio in which one takes the complete penis shaft into the mouth/throat and buries his/her face into the pubes of the receiver. A delicate procedure which takes practice. Start with shorter lengths and graduate to a massive black cock of 11.5". The release of the semen at this point is enjoyable for both parties and the giver leaves without semen breath.

Kiersten did her homework before she deepthroated Tyrone's foot long member. Tyrone was escatic to have ejaculated in Kiersten's esophagus. They both felt so warm.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

In some cultures if a female is old enough to bleed, she is old enough to breed.

Daddy: "Sally, now tell me when you first see blood in your pants or in your pee."

Sally: "Ok, daddy."

Some time later.

Sally: "Daddy, my pants are full of blood."

Daddy: "Ok, Sally, we are going to play a game for the next several weeks."

Daddy had sex with Sally until he knocked her up.

This is also known as incest.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005

sugar daddy

an older rich, gay white man who provides money or other goodies for his stable of black tricks.

George dropped $10k on his recent trip to DC, Philly, and NYC paying for bedroom favors from black escorts, who call him sugar daddy.

by Richard Black March 4, 2005

box

Male genetial as seen as a bulge or outline in a man's pants that are often tight like jeans.

Walking down Hollywood Blvd, Chris turned to Tyrone and said, "Gee, did you see the box on that guy? It's almost as big as yours."

by Richard Black February 28, 2005