richard black's definitions

bug chaser

One who is deliberately having unprotected anal sex in order to be infected with HIV, particularly if his lover has it. This is done to show true love and devotion in the gay union or to commiserate (share the pain of HIV) with his lover.

Bob was infected with HIV before he met Ray. Ray was so in love with Bob that he wanted to experience everything with his lover, including HIV.

by Richard Black March 3, 2005

old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

In some cultures if a female is old enough to bleed, she is old enough to breed.

Daddy: "Sally, now tell me when you first see blood in your pants or in your pee."

Sally: "Ok, daddy."

Some time later.

Sally: "Daddy, my pants are full of blood."

Daddy: "Ok, Sally, we are going to play a game for the next several weeks."

Daddy had sex with Sally until he knocked her up.

This is also known as incest.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005

round tuit

Finally, finding the time to accomplish something.

Mary had postponed seeing SAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES because she was not in the mood for a violent movie. But with all of the talk in the office, she finally got a round tuit.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

sphincter

Circular muscle in the anus; can be developed in gay anal sex receivers to clamp down on the penis and give pleasure to the giver, often making them ejaculate, depending on the skill of the receiver.

Peter Goesinya always like to fuck Chuck because Chuck's sphincter muscle had been well trained and was always used at just the right time.

by Richard Black April 12, 2005

premature ejaculation

Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.

"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"

by Richard Black August 18, 2006

jury

In ebonics, the black word for jewelry.

Comeshia got all of her jury at Woolsworth.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

turd brown

Ugly shade of brown coloring.

My gawd! The Joneses bought a new Cadillac and paid cash, but the color they picked out was turd brown.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005