package

The outline or bulge of the male genetial as visualized on one wearing tight blue jeans.

God, man, did you see the package on that cowboy?

by Richard Black February 28, 2005

Blender

A woman who can perform oral sex like a blender.

I had a blender last night

by Richard Black December 30, 2003

grope

With homosexuals, feeling the size (length, girth) of a potential trick's penis while the hardened penis is still in the pants of the trick.

Howard could feel something like the size of a hard gherkin in LeRoy's pants, so he decided not to grope him anymore and moved on.

by Richard Black March 02, 2005

dillberry

See dingleberry. A crust of dried human feces stuck on anal hair.

Denny Dimwit scrapped off a few dillberries, rolled them up, and flicked them at his fellow classmates.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

stud muffin

A masculine cover-up for homosexuality; usually seen as escorts for older women or starlets, often paid to do so, to perpetuate a facade, their masculinity.

Rock Hudson, James Dean, Monty Clift, etc. were all stud muffins, and movie goers didn't find out until near or after their deaths.

by Richard Black March 18, 2005

pg

Up until the 1970s, the word pregnant was hardly used. If a female were expecting, she was said to be pg.

Oh, have you heard? Ellen is finally pg at 39?

by Richard Black March 30, 2005

pregnant sex

Having sex with pregnant women up to delivery.

Tyrone didn't have to ask the dr. if it was safe to continue sex during pregnancy because he knew other couples who had sex within a few hours of delivery. In fact, with Brie Ann's quints, he claims he broke her water with his final, ejaculating thrust. A nurse in the delivery room claimed there was semen on the face of the first out.

by Richard Black May 07, 2005