richard black's definitions

escort

n. a fancy term for a male prostitute or gigolo; not associated with ushering or accompaniment.

Did you see the ad in the paper for the escort who charges $1,500 an hour?

by Richard Black April 18, 2005

package

The outline or bulge of the male genetial as visualized on one wearing tight blue jeans.

God, man, did you see the package on that cowboy?

by Richard Black February 28, 2005

Blender

A woman who can perform oral sex like a blender.

I had a blender last night

by Richard Black December 30, 2003

Afro-Turf

The Mississippi Delta country where over 80% of the population is black.

When the Johnsons were transferred by Kraft Foods to manage the Uncle Ben's Rice mill at Greenville, they were shocked to find out they were a white minority and were living on afro-turf.

by Richard Black March 2, 2005

Jamaican

Phrase at the beginning of a sentence meaning "You are making," or "Did you make?" Probably southern dialect.

Jamaican me crazy with that boombox turned up to the tenth decibel.

Jamaican 'A' in sexology last semester?

by Richard Black June 29, 2005

rough trade

Dirty poor white trash or rednecks who want a good blow job but have a macho nature about them that says no; may or may not rough up the giver just a bit.

Sandy preferred rough trade when he was horny and wanted to give somebody a blow job. He liked being called names and getting slapped around. He also liked smegma.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

levi bulge

A mound in denim jeans on a male to the immediate right or left of his crotch where his tight jeans have shifted his dick and balls. Usually seen on hung guys and cowboys.

Gawd, did you see the levi bulge on that bareback bull rider?

by Richard Black March 12, 2005