richard black's definitions

tarpoleon

n. Southern spelling and pronunciation for tarp (tarpaulin), canvas used for protecting objects from rainfall.

"Bob, tie down the tarpoleon over the cargo in the pick-up. We don't want it wet before we get to Memphis."

Have you heard that song "Tarpoleon Napoleon?"

by Richard Black July 7, 2005

n. pubic hair

Crotch hair; hair covering a human's privates; the bush

Crotch hair in both men and women is natural and can be alluring. Overgrown and totally shaved are turnoffs. A light, neat trim is an enhancement to the area

Tyrone and Brie Ann decided to have a foursome. Neither could get excited over the absence of pubic hair on their partners. Their crotches were totally shaved and waxed and looked childish.

by Richard Black May 1, 2005

male fraud

a manly, muscular homosexual

Rock Hudson was so macho he should have been arrested for male fraud right there on the set in the arms of Jane Wyman.

by Richard Black March 19, 2005

Aunt Jemima

A fat, ugly black girl with messy hair.

Sadie ain't never gonna catch no man until she cleans herself up, gets some new clothes, and loses weight.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

oral felching

n. kissing after a gay couple has had oral sex and the receiving partner not having swallowed so the two can savor the load.

Nick never swallowed when Kelvin came in his mouth. He believed in sharing and gave back a portion of Nick's load when he kissed him after finishing sex. At a party the other night, they found out this was called oral felching.

by Richard Black May 10, 2005

swell

n. a hobo or hobo clown

Fred Astaire and Judy Garland were a couple of swells in the movie 'Easter Parade.'

by Richard Black March 1, 2005

chili shitters

Illegal Mescans from Mexico. Friends of George Bush.

The Rio Grande border towns in Texas are full of chili shitters trying to get farther inland to find a job.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005