by Richard Black March 29, 2005
Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.
"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"
by Richard Black August 18, 2006
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
n. A gel found in the pharmacy to ease eruption of baby teeth now used by deep throaters who want to be relieved of gagging on a big piece of meat.
Chris painted his throat with numbing gel so he could deepthroat the largest penises around without gagging.
by Richard Black September 04, 2005
n. Southern spelling and pronunciation for tarp (tarpaulin), canvas used for protecting objects from rainfall.
"Bob, tie down the tarpoleon over the cargo in the pick-up. We don't want it wet before we get to Memphis."
Have you heard that song "Tarpoleon Napoleon?"
Have you heard that song "Tarpoleon Napoleon?"
by Richard Black June 27, 2005
After dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, Brie Ann invited Tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. Having sex was the happy ending for the date.
by Richard Black December 28, 2010