richard's definitions

Cobwebbing

The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.

I just cobwebbed my girlfriend... I don't think I like her anymore

by Richard November 25, 2004

owned

Getting schooled by another person. Humiliated beyond comprehension. Stunned that you just got beat in a bet. Especially when a person argues with you that they are right, but you prove them wrong without a doubt.

Lesley (Shaft) got owned by Richard (Fluff Daddy)
The '06 rock is NOT a class gift from the class of 2006!

by Richard March 3, 2005

geebs

when your a chick and you get 15 dildos in the ass, pussy, and mouth at the same time, from two different guys.

That chick cried when we gave her geebs last night.

by Richard June 26, 2004

westwood

Best radio DJ there has ever been and ever will be.The reason all you other DJ's work at the other stations.
All Haters FALL BACK

"hey did you listen to the Tim Westwood Rap show last night"

by Richard May 8, 2004

medio

2 punks who started todays biggest cool company

medio design keeps punk rock elite

by richard May 6, 2003

mashed

completely out of it, after excess alcohol or marijuana.

shit man, i was complete mashed last night..

by richard January 25, 2004

vix

mst funniest gyal eva 2 liv! no lie! n dam is she fit! na way , she taken bi me, she mi lil sxc bihatch hu wil do netink 4 me in bed, she as hot fantacies wit choc mud!! ladz das al im sayin! TRUS!! luv ya babez ur huni rich

gyal busts a jke - hun ur a vix!

by richard August 21, 2004