Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ricflairismyfather

poop poo train

A toy train where human fieces are the engine and cars, twigs are used to connect them, and rocks are the wheels.

Jim Bob was so poor when he was a kid his parents could not even afford to buy him a poop poo train. But look at him now, he has a whole collection.

poop poo train by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

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Ugly Stick

A stick used by Doctors to beat newborn babies about the face with so that they are not beautiful.

Nurse: Here is the Ugly Stick Doc. This one is poor white trash, 5 whacks should do it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.

Ugly Stick by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

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richard whiskey

Name you call someone (to their face) who is not very sharp and gets on your nerves. Richard = Dick, Whiskey = Liquor, therefore you are calling him a Dick Licker.

Melvin: Hi, I want to be your friend. I am really good at soccer and I have horrible breath too.
Brian: Hey now, richard whiskey, aren't you late for something. Scoot along now and I will talk to you later.
Melvin(thinking to himself): He really likes me. He made up a nick name for me...but what does richard whiskey mean?

richard whiskey by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

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batbeat

what happens to shit-dicks that cheat on their wives or steal from the in-laws when their in-laws are total hillbilly rednecks or full blooded goombahs.

That prickwad was a cheatin on Jenny Sue, we batbeat the sorry ass into a pulp.

Yeeh, dat mudder fucka stole cash from uncle Vinnie and Cheated on Maria. He got batbeat fa dat.

batbeat by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005