15 definitions by ricflairismyfather

8
what happens to shit-dicks that cheat on their wives or steal from the in-laws when their in-laws are total hillbilly rednecks or full blooded goombahs.
That prickwad was a cheatin on Jenny Sue, we batbeat the sorry ass into a pulp.

Yeeh, dat mudder fucka stole cash from uncle Vinnie and Cheated on Maria. He got batbeat fa dat.
by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005
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9
term used to describe something really really huge.
Tom: Jen is so hot.
Mike: I know and her tits are jewjmungous
by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005
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10
What happens to men after they get married. Strange women start trying to give you free tuna, you former girlfriend (now wife) stops giving you tuna.
"Man she said I do and no more tuna, but woman I could not have tagged before are flocking to me. Tuna Suprise!
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11
Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.
"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"
by ricflairismyfather October 03, 2005
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12
A stick used by Doctors to beat newborn babies about the face with so that they are not beautiful.
Nurse: Here is the Ugly Stick Doc. This one is poor white trash, 5 whacks should do it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.
by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005
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13
the act of cumming on your girlfrinds face while simultaniously enjoying a refreshing cola drink.
I was poping a wad in Amy's mouth and I was real thirsty too, I had to perform an emergncy spunkacola.
by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005
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14
term to discribe the type pf bath a slut, hooker, or porn star would take in between sexual encounters where they quickly wipe off their Tits, Ass, and Pussy.
"That whore had so much jizz on her, she had to take a quick tap bath"
by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005
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