ricflairismyfather's definitions

richard whiskey

Name you call someone (to their face) who is not very sharp and gets on your nerves. Richard = Dick, Whiskey = Liquor, therefore you are calling him a Dick Licker.

Melvin: Hi, I want to be your friend. I am really good at soccer and I have horrible breath too.
Brian: Hey now, richard whiskey, aren't you late for something. Scoot along now and I will talk to you later.
Melvin(thinking to himself): He really likes me. He made up a nick name for me...but what does richard whiskey mean?

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

front butt

Person who appears to have two butts. One in the back, one in the front.

"Wow, She can sit backwards on a bar stool her front butt is so hugemongous"

by ricflairismyfather October 6, 2005

tuna suprise

What happens to men after they get married. Strange women start trying to give you free tuna, you former girlfriend (now wife) stops giving you tuna.

"Man she said I do and no more tuna, but woman I could not have tagged before are flocking to me. Tuna Suprise!

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

Ugly Stick

A stick used by Doctors to beat newborn babies about the face with so that they are not beautiful.

Nurse: Here is the Ugly Stick Doc. This one is poor white trash, 5 whacks should do it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

p.o.y.s.

Pissing Out Your Shitter

"Man, I drank so much Saturday night, I had the P.O.Y.S. for two days"

by ricflairismyfather October 4, 2005

poop poo train

A toy train where human fieces are the engine and cars, twigs are used to connect them, and rocks are the wheels.

Jim Bob was so poor when he was a kid his parents could not even afford to buy him a poop poo train. But look at him now, he has a whole collection.

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

ghetto frogger

Game played by non-ghetto residents when driving through the ghetto where a housing project is on one side of the street and a liquor store is on the other side.

"I almost hit that one, old bastard risked is life for a forty and a loosey. It's like playing Ghetto Frogger down here.

by ricflairismyfather October 3, 2005