ricflairismyfather's definitions

poop poo train

A toy train where human fieces are the engine and cars, twigs are used to connect them, and rocks are the wheels.

Jim Bob was so poor when he was a kid his parents could not even afford to buy him a poop poo train. But look at him now, he has a whole collection.

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

p.o.y.s.

Pissing Out Your Shitter

"Man, I drank so much Saturday night, I had the P.O.Y.S. for two days"

by ricflairismyfather October 4, 2005

ghetto frogger

Game played by non-ghetto residents when driving through the ghetto where a housing project is on one side of the street and a liquor store is on the other side.

"I almost hit that one, old bastard risked is life for a forty and a loosey. It's like playing Ghetto Frogger down here.

by ricflairismyfather October 3, 2005

shooting pool

Term used to describe you and your buddies taking turns shooting jizz into some drunk whores mouth.

Todd: Amanda was so trashed the other night me, Dave, Brad, and Mike were shooting pool with her.

by ricflairismyfather December 28, 2005

batbeat

what happens to shit-dicks that cheat on their wives or steal from the in-laws when their in-laws are total hillbilly rednecks or full blooded goombahs.

That prickwad was a cheatin on Jenny Sue, we batbeat the sorry ass into a pulp.

Yeeh, dat mudder fucka stole cash from uncle Vinnie and Cheated on Maria. He got batbeat fa dat.

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

jewjmungous

term used to describe something really really huge.

Tom: Jen is so hot.
Mike: I know and her tits are jewjmungous

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

spunkacola

the act of cumming on your girlfrinds face while simultaniously enjoying a refreshing cola drink.

I was poping a wad in Amy's mouth and I was real thirsty too, I had to perform an emergncy spunkacola.

by ricflairismyfather December 28, 2005