Coined by, or at least first recorded in, the works of British author P. G. Wodehouse ca 1923, ponk is an intransitive verb meaning, basically, that something sucks or is really, really crappy.
Wodehouse began using the word in the 1920s when Jazz Age slang was all the rage in England. It is spoken in Series 1, Episode 4 of the BBC comedy, "Blandings," adapted from Wodehouse's "Blandings Castle" book series, 1915-1975.
Wodehouse began using the word in the 1920s when Jazz Age slang was all the rage in England. It is spoken in Series 1, Episode 4 of the BBC comedy, "Blandings," adapted from Wodehouse's "Blandings Castle" book series, 1915-1975.
George, a lad: "Jeepers. Who is this blister?"
Baxter: "I am your tutor, young man.
George: "Tutor? In the summer holidays? Crikey, that ponks."
Connie, George's aunt: "Clarence, have you no authority over this child?"
Clarence, George's uncle: "Well, it does ponk."
Baxter: "I am your tutor, young man.
George: "Tutor? In the summer holidays? Crikey, that ponks."
Connie, George's aunt: "Clarence, have you no authority over this child?"
Clarence, George's uncle: "Well, it does ponk."
by rethinker April 19, 2019
Get the ponkmug. A stealth top who lets his prey believe he is seducing him. He brushes off advances, jokes about scurrying home but the guy servicing him ultimately discovers to shock and awe that he's under a Back Sniper's command.
by rethinker November 17, 2019
Get the Back Snipermug. Megaphony noun me·gah·ˈfō-nē, An annoying as fuck ridiculously-enthusiastic con artist and loud mouth who endlessly spews pitches and opinions in an unacceptably loud voice. Partisan politicians and bitcoin advocates among the worst.
by rethinker December 19, 2019
Get the megaphonymug. Poisonality noun ˈpȯi-zᵊn·na-lə-tē Toxic people whose personalities are adept at inducing negativity in others, esp. depression, inferiority, anxiety. People who are able to convince others that everything — including life itself — is meaningless.
My god! I spent an hour in the car listening to her spew about why the universe shouldn't even be here and that there's no point to anything. What a poisonality!
by rethinker December 19, 2019
Get the poisonalitymug. Cock age is specialized fantasy sex play among gays, a psychological marker for recapturing pleasure felt at a specific moment of youth. For the recipient, it's serious surrenderence by a seductive partner into age-specific verbal and physical fantasy. It frequently begins with highly-erotic foreplay as partners sync-up their psyches. Some claim it promotes sexual healing, others cite the intimacy of shared, candid memories and/or fantasies.
by rethinker November 21, 2019
Get the Cock Agemug. An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.
Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.
by rethinker May 06, 2019
Get the Pencil sailormug. Noun 'boi 'bab-uhl Life is so exhilarating — there's so much to talk about! Some young guys don't know when to quit. Anytime, any situation, almost giddy about becoming an adult, learning stuff, showin' it off. A conversation-dominator who all seldom asks somebody else's opinion. Their chatter batteries could power a Tesla for a month. Sadly, it's a thing. Wears down, hopefully off with age.
{After a 10 minute oration, finally...
Boy: Oh! and wait till you hear about my flight home."
Adult 1: Gotta go.
Turns to Adult 2}
Adult 1: Boy babble.
Exits camera left
Boy: Took forever just to get to the airport... (etc. ad nauseum)
Boy: Oh! and wait till you hear about my flight home."
Adult 1: Gotta go.
Turns to Adult 2}
Adult 1: Boy babble.
Exits camera left
Boy: Took forever just to get to the airport... (etc. ad nauseum)
by rethinker December 23, 2019
Get the boy babblemug.