13 definitions by reformedshibainu
In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022
A very white humanoid who is 100 percent pure white straight outta the Caucasus Mountains, but thinks he is korean for some reason. Also he spent more than 150k on plastic surgeries to look like the Jimin guy from that one Kpop band called BTS, unfortunately he got scammed hard cause he hella dumb and ended up looking like a humanoid fish instead. I mean look at a picture of his face! He literally looks like a shiny plastic deformed fish, probably smells like one too! No offense to fish!
Guy 1: hey look at this fish right here it looks a hella lot like Oli London
Guy 2: damn you right they look fucking identical
Guy 2: damn you right they look fucking identical
by reformedshibainu July 1, 2021
The fancy synonym of the word meme, both terms can be used interchangeable however the term "memerino" is usually used in more important situations. The term "memerino" was first used in a Scrubby video back in mid 2019.
by reformedshibainu March 26, 2021
When you walk 1 hour in the fresno heat and you arrive at a grassy dune in the middle of nowhere only to burry your old porn magazines and other embarrassing childhood objects like a asuna waifu.
"Its 112 degrees but i have finally arrived at the location to begin the orandesert. I must hurry and dig before someone sees me".
by reformedshibainu January 23, 2018
Frenchie Bague pronounced (Frenchie Bagay) is a strange way to say "French Baguettes". It is done in order to administer humor to an otherwise plain phrase.
Dude 1: "hey bro let's check out the bakery a few blocks down"
Dude 2:" fuck yeah! Let's go buy some 'frenchie bagues'"
Dude 1:" that's what's up, wait er, wtf did you just say?"
Dude 2:" I want some fucking frenchie bagues for breakfast! Got dammit!"
Dude 1:now frustrated er you mean French Baguettes?"
Dude 2:" yeah"
Dude 1:"then why the fuck are you pronouncing it like that?"
Dude 2:"lol cause it's hilarious haha" is laughing too hard for some reason cause he tweaking or some idk and can't finish his sentence
Dude 1:" I legit still don't know what's so gotdamn funny about anything that you just said but nm"
Dude 2:" fuck yeah! Let's go buy some 'frenchie bagues'"
Dude 1:" that's what's up, wait er, wtf did you just say?"
Dude 2:" I want some fucking frenchie bagues for breakfast! Got dammit!"
Dude 1:now frustrated er you mean French Baguettes?"
Dude 2:" yeah"
Dude 1:"then why the fuck are you pronouncing it like that?"
Dude 2:"lol cause it's hilarious haha" is laughing too hard for some reason cause he tweaking or some idk and can't finish his sentence
Dude 1:" I legit still don't know what's so gotdamn funny about anything that you just said but nm"
by reformedshibainu December 2, 2021
one who doesn't shut the fuck up about the game "Among Us" and constantly shows signs of a amogus toxicity.
Typical signs and symptoms of Amogus include:
1. Seeing Among Us characters in regular day to day objects
2. Constantly making references to the game even if the situation is uncalled for
3. repeatedly using slang such as "sus"
"amogus" "vent" or other deviations of said words making you look like an obsessed loser in front of people who don't know what Among Us is.
4. Spending hours posting or consuming cringe Among Us related memes and content
5. Translating aspects of Among Us to everyday life situations, such as ejecting people or calling "emergency meetings"
If you or a loved one is an amongtard whom shows multiple of these signs and symptoms then it is highly likely that you are suffering from a debilitating cancerous disease known as amogus.
About 9/10 of the amongtard population suffers from this disease.
Typical signs and symptoms of Amogus include:
1. Seeing Among Us characters in regular day to day objects
2. Constantly making references to the game even if the situation is uncalled for
3. repeatedly using slang such as "sus"
"amogus" "vent" or other deviations of said words making you look like an obsessed loser in front of people who don't know what Among Us is.
4. Spending hours posting or consuming cringe Among Us related memes and content
5. Translating aspects of Among Us to everyday life situations, such as ejecting people or calling "emergency meetings"
If you or a loved one is an amongtard whom shows multiple of these signs and symptoms then it is highly likely that you are suffering from a debilitating cancerous disease known as amogus.
About 9/10 of the amongtard population suffers from this disease.
Person 1: hey bro you acting sus asf your so sussy I know you took my fortnite card, sus sus sus vent vent vent you need to be ejected now!!!!
Person 2: dude shut the fuck up with that bullshit you are being such an amongtard, chill tf out
Person 2: dude shut the fuck up with that bullshit you are being such an amongtard, chill tf out
by reformedshibainu April 20, 2021