In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022
When a nibba be talking some bum ass shit that completely kills the overall good vibe and bums everyone else
Me and the bois about to consume some Popeyes, Jollibee's or whatever the fuck is open at 1am:
Boi 1: damn yo, I'm famished asf I think imma order the 8 piece bucket all for myself
Bum boi: Don't you know that deep fried chicken is loaded In triglycerides and fat and the chemicals from the super heated cooking oil are carcinogic blah blah
Gives a condescending look
Boi 1" bro you are like totally squashing the vibes over here, it's 1am I got the munchies I honestly don't give a fuck about any of that shit.
Boi 1: damn yo, I'm famished asf I think imma order the 8 piece bucket all for myself
Bum boi: Don't you know that deep fried chicken is loaded In triglycerides and fat and the chemicals from the super heated cooking oil are carcinogic blah blah
Gives a condescending look
Boi 1" bro you are like totally squashing the vibes over here, it's 1am I got the munchies I honestly don't give a fuck about any of that shit.
by reformedshibainu February 18, 2022
A very white humanoid who is 100 percent pure white straight outta the Caucasus Mountains, but thinks he is korean for some reason. Also he spent more than 150k on plastic surgeries to look like the Jimin guy from that one Kpop band called BTS, unfortunately he got scammed hard cause he hella dumb and ended up looking like a humanoid fish instead. I mean look at a picture of his face! He literally looks like a shiny plastic deformed fish, probably smells like one too! No offense to fish!
Guy 1: hey look at this fish right here it looks a hella lot like Oli London
Guy 2: damn you right they look fucking identical
Guy 2: damn you right they look fucking identical
by reformedshibainu July 01, 2021
This word has two meanings;
1.) The green goblin like character from Monsters Inc.
2.) A malignant tumor that is growing rapidly in size, one that is so big that it can be seen bulging out from beneath your skin. Very cancerous!
1.) The green goblin like character from Monsters Inc.
2.) A malignant tumor that is growing rapidly in size, one that is so big that it can be seen bulging out from beneath your skin. Very cancerous!
Example 1:
"Mike Wazowski is my favorite character from Monsters Inc and he's green so... yk"
Example 2:
"Wow that was so cringe, I think I got more cancer from that than an actual cigarette would give me. I can feel a few Mike Wazowskis growing on my back"
"Mike Wazowski is my favorite character from Monsters Inc and he's green so... yk"
Example 2:
"Wow that was so cringe, I think I got more cancer from that than an actual cigarette would give me. I can feel a few Mike Wazowskis growing on my back"
by reformedshibainu October 19, 2022
one who doesn't shut the fuck up about the game "Among Us" and constantly shows signs of a amogus toxicity.
Typical signs and symptoms of Amogus include:
1. Seeing Among Us characters in regular day to day objects
2. Constantly making references to the game even if the situation is uncalled for
3. repeatedly using slang such as "sus"
"amogus" "vent" or other deviations of said words making you look like an obsessed loser in front of people who don't know what Among Us is.
4. Spending hours posting or consuming cringe Among Us related memes and content
5. Translating aspects of Among Us to everyday life situations, such as ejecting people or calling "emergency meetings"
If you or a loved one is an amongtard whom shows multiple of these signs and symptoms then it is highly likely that you are suffering from a debilitating cancerous disease known as amogus.
About 9/10 of the amongtard population suffers from this disease.
Typical signs and symptoms of Amogus include:
1. Seeing Among Us characters in regular day to day objects
2. Constantly making references to the game even if the situation is uncalled for
3. repeatedly using slang such as "sus"
"amogus" "vent" or other deviations of said words making you look like an obsessed loser in front of people who don't know what Among Us is.
4. Spending hours posting or consuming cringe Among Us related memes and content
5. Translating aspects of Among Us to everyday life situations, such as ejecting people or calling "emergency meetings"
If you or a loved one is an amongtard whom shows multiple of these signs and symptoms then it is highly likely that you are suffering from a debilitating cancerous disease known as amogus.
About 9/10 of the amongtard population suffers from this disease.
Person 1: hey bro you acting sus asf your so sussy I know you took my fortnite card, sus sus sus vent vent vent you need to be ejected now!!!!
Person 2: dude shut the fuck up with that bullshit you are being such an amongtard, chill tf out
Person 2: dude shut the fuck up with that bullshit you are being such an amongtard, chill tf out
by reformedshibainu April 20, 2021
A sludge like liquid consisting of burnt oil, dirt, engine fluids, and dog shit produced from operating an engine. Meowbahh is a toxic waste that is spray cleaned with high pressure water from the engine itself.
Dude 1: hey yo, I'm finally done. That'll be 160 for the tune up plus engine pressure wash. There was a lot of meowbahh on it, typical for a car of this high mileage
Dude 2: ight thanks bro. Here's a 20 dollar tip for removing this vile scum from the face of this earth.
Dude 1: indeed
Dude 2: ight thanks bro. Here's a 20 dollar tip for removing this vile scum from the face of this earth.
Dude 1: indeed
by reformedshibainu June 30, 2022