redzreall's definitions

qwertyuiopzxcvbhjklasdfgnm

you have come to the final boss of boredom: you typed in the top row, typed the first 5 letters in the bottom row, then typed the last 5 letters in the middle row, then the first, and then, you typed the 2 last keys of the bottom row.
Are you happy?

bored person: im so bored, i typed in qwertyuiopzxcvbhjklasdfgnm in urban dictionary and yet theres a definition for it
person: nah bro youre the final boss of boredom

by redzreall September 26, 2025

tredecember

why are you just counting months after december?
its the 15th month AND DOES NOT EXIST, JUST QUIT ALREADY COUNTING MONTHS

some dude: okay its 11:59 PM and its duodecember 31 please dont tell me theres another o-
calendar: Tredecember 1
some dude: i quit existing

by redzreall September 23, 2025

pigsaw

literally a jigsaw puzzle except instead of pieces its just jigsaw piece shaped pigs

someone: "yay i won a pigsaw"
someone 2: "what the hell did you do with the pigs"

by redzreall September 18, 2025

corrupted definition

something that Urban Dictionary is FLOODED with (i bet you atleast saw one)
examples:
normal: "hello guys"
corrupted: <7.9.7.6.>hello guys, heLlo gUys, hellO guyS<7.9.7.6>

person 1: oh my god i saw another corrupted definition
person 2: thats normal here, apparently

by redzreall September 17, 2025

grammarsehole

a grammar that is SO bad you cant even understand it

normal grammar: hi guys wanna play some games
grammarsehole: hu7bv gvfutydyts wnamm paeye so909m gm4msm4ees

by redzreall September 17, 2025

0.01449275362318840579710144927536

so you just booted your pc, opened the calculator and then typed 1/69 and then enter, and you, searching it up. you might be in the final stage of boredom if you could find this

Teacher: "Hello class! Today we will do math tests. 1) What's 1/69?"
Student 1: "0.01449275362318840579710144927536 and it goes on forever"
That one student in the back: "nice"

by redzreall September 16, 2025

noctember

the mix of october and november meaning it is the middle of october (october 16)

i cant wait to go there in noctember!

by redzreall August 15, 2025