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Fornicula

A combination descriptive term derived from the words "fornicate" and "formula" used to describe a type of literature (usually of a romantic or sensual theme) that relies unnecessarily on coarse words, modernly stereotypical character development and repetition of limited terminology throughout erotic passages. Basically, an uninspired style of grinding out predictable porn under the guise of modern and/or kick-ass romantic literature.

Antonym: purple prose
Normal writing: her fingertips drifted over his lean, hard torso, inching slowly toward his erect manhood.

Fornicula: she touched his gut and groped his dick.

Normal writing: The glint in the handsome rogue's eyes enchanted her entirely, silencing forever the voice of reason that warned this could be a mistake.

Fornicula: Damn the consequences! She wanted to screw this man-ho!
by redPooka April 2, 2011
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Ramenbutter Week

The lean week before pay day when the main groceries left in the pantry consists of Ramen soup and/or peanut butter.
Kids, you better enjoy this stew now because Ramenbutter Week starts Monday!

Leave it to my in-laws to pick Ramenbutter Week to come for a visit.
by redPooka April 5, 2011
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Trend Pop

A male senior citizen who is well-versed in and/or familiar with technological advances, current events and personalities trending in the news

The male equivalent of a Trend Gram
Ever since we got the internet Dad's become a real Trend Pop.
by redPooka August 28, 2012
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accessory kid

1. A child conceived or adopted because it is considered the fashionable or chic thing to do.
2. A child looked upon as a status symbol by the parent.
Bradgelina are looking to get their next accessory kid from China.

She wanted an accessory kid to go along with her trophy husband.
by redPooka April 8, 2013
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Paulite fall out

The act of someone posting comments that are pro-Paulite and generally as an angry response to posts or web discussions that 1. are critical of presidential candidate Ron Paul, 2. supportive of other presidential candidates, 3. mentions or alludes to other presidential candidates but not Ron Paul, 4. that question, in any way, the views or philosophies of presidential candidate Ron Paul.

Paulite fall out is often delivered in a rapid succession of posts, comments and anonymous flames that repeat the basic Ron Paul campaign ideology but are not in themselves conductive toward constructive discussions. The practice is not officially endorsed or sanctioned by the Ron Paul campaign.
The video was humorous but received nothing but Paulite fall out.

Our thread has been littered with Paulite fall out.

Apparently some think my blog is their personal Paulite fall out.
by redPooka March 16, 2012
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neighborhood soundbyte

1. An individual who stands outside their home talking loud enough that everyone in the neighborhood has to hear their conversation. 2. An individual who knowingly rants their opinions and views loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear.
We were kept up half the night by the neighborhood soundbyte.

The neighborhood soundbyte keeps us abreast of the town gossip, whether we want to hear it or not.

The neighborhood soundbyte is foaming at the mouth again.
by redPooka February 16, 2012
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Femintool

Term derived from the root words "Feminist" and "tool".

A man who embraces and/or endorses Feminism out of his own irresponsible attitude toward women. Femintools see traditional western views on masculine behavior (such as opening doors for women and the idea of "women and children first") as potential threats to their own self-serving interests and existence. Pampered Mama's boy s often make the choice to become Femintools upon reaching adulthood.
Your Mom will never have to lose her little boy to another woman since she raised such a Femintool.

I can't tell if Charlie Sheen genuinely doesn't know how to treat women or is just a Femintool.
by redPooka April 2, 2011
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