Saniped

one who uses their foot to lift the toilet seat or flush a toilet in a public bathroom

Public bathrooms need to be designed to accomodate the growing tide of sanipeds

by rebelyid February 28, 2005

diving for grouper

oral sex on a woman, cunnilingus

He loved her man, he went diving for grouper on the first date.

by rebelyid October 24, 2005

hypo homo condriac

fear that you are becoming homosexual

Jim likes having flowers around but he hides it from others because he is such a hypo homo condriac

by rebelyid March 17, 2005

phone rage

The anguish experienced from truly horrendous customer service on the phone.

Every thirty seconds for 8 minutes a recording come on that repeated, "Your phone call is very important to us....", ultimately driving me into a fit of combustive phone rage.

by rebelyid April 20, 2005

Prairie Popper

an expected fart that unexpectedly becomes an actual defecation

Oh Shit. My fart became a prairie popper.

by rebelyid March 02, 2005

kosher floss

a thong worn by a Jewish girl at the beach

she sure looks fine in that kosher floss

by rebelyid March 09, 2005

Chirobation

the act of giving oneself a chiropractic adjustment

it looked like yoga, but he was actually engaging in chirobation

by rebelyid March 03, 2005