reallypedantic's definitions

fauxtatoes

A more descriptive word for those powdered type of potatoes that somehow approximate the real thing, but usually take a lot of butter and magic to do so. Usually found in mashed form only.

"I'm sad."
"Why?"
"My mom made fauxtatoes again."

by reallypedantic April 21, 2010

stopaholic

A really bad driver that is brake happy usually causing traffic pattern mayhem and frustration. Very often found in mall parking lots frequented by shopaholics.

"Why aren't we moving?"
"There's a stopaholic up there."

by reallypedantic April 23, 2010