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A more descriptive word for those powdered type of potatoes that somehow approximate the real thing, but usually take a lot of butter and magic to do so. Usually found in mashed form only.
"I'm sad."
"Why?"
"My mom made fauxtatoes again."
by reallypedantic April 21, 2010

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Any breath mint offered during the heat of an argument.
"You are completely wrong!"
"Well, maybe so, but before we continue this debate, you need an argumint. Whoa!"
by reallypedantic April 30, 2010

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