rayjay91's definitions

Pasic

A whole new level of Being basic Worse than being devoid of any characteristics that make anyone interesting. These people are so boring. It defies the very logic of existence. Mostly overly christian Bible humpers And people who are a psychological mess and just completely slow. They have Very little interest in life. Usually working some dead End job And don't seem to have any lease on life Who act like the fun police

Guy 1 This guy John is so slow. He works a dead End job I feel like he needs a lease on life and his Idea of fun is the beach.
Guy 2 Weren't you the one trying to help him out at his house with that hoarder mess??
Guy 1 Yeah, he wanted everything.done so specifically

Guy 2 yea he seems pasic he needs a new lease on life man

by rayjay91 February 19, 2024

flatusteam

When yore taking a super hot shower, and the mirrors are foggy or the whole prison/locker room is steamed up and you rip a super nasty ripe fart that your friend/roommate/everyone in the gym stalls or prison showers can smell(this works best with at least one guy or the more the merrier getting caught in the lurid stink wake). smaller rooms are better with more smell/ratio/size/#of people

roommate 1 eric are you done in the shower man I've got a date tonight christophers gf broke up since he's a finsterwald and nows my chance brah
roomate 2 hang on kyle im not feeling so great after attending the chilli conest i gotta ffarrUUGGGHHHH!!!
roomate 2 goddamint eric!! not again with the damn flatusteam!!it smells like sewage!!!

by rayjay91 April 14, 2023

Finsterwald

The kid who sits in the front of the class wears glasses and is the stereotypical teacher's pet. He is known to tattle tale on someone for even the slightest thing. They are this way because of their parental upbringing (mostly goodie 2 shoes bible thumpers).finsterwalds are mostly known to go nowhere in social activities and settings. They are usually the known targets of kyles, erics, and jakes who are most likely to get their head dunked in the toilet. They usually go by timothy, Eli, jonah, Simmon, or Christopher.

Guy 1 Dude johns kid Chris is so fucking annoying!!
guy 2 yeah he told eric for a prank the other day that he will likely get a swirly lol!!
guy 1 yeah he told on kyle the other day doing wheelies on his dirtbike
guy 2 yeah he's such a little finsterwald!!!!

by rayjay91 March 21, 2023

Wal mart fart

A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart

Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter

by rayjay91 December 6, 2022

tard nuke

A term coined by an aspien from Virginia were it is a low functioning special ed individual that weighs over 400lbs were if dropped it will contaminate an entire building depending on how many lbs with a form of radiation known as retardation
if exposed to will render any saidsaid individual in the vicinity retarded

guy 1 did you hear that 500lb tard nuke that farted in the special ed class the other day??
guy 2 yeah i got a notification on my phone about a gas leak at school from an unknown origin and i heard the hazmat team had to respond
guy 1 i can imagine the entire school got contaminated with retardation

by rayjay91 June 12, 2023

retail nazi

somebody who collects items or any high-end clothes or collectibles and refuses to buy online. they often refute others' opinions about the market value the existence or have their head in the clouds on the existence of scalping in the hobby and should often keep their opinion where the sun doesn't shine .often these people are like a retrumplican arguing with a Clinton lover. often times very hard-headed even when given a PowerPoint-like presentation. often the arguments with these people is like playing point-counterpoint.

guy 1 I really have had my eye on the new star wars line lately Stanly keeps saying I should wait to buy online and wait like 3 months when I know the value is going to skyrocket and be impossible to attain on my budget.
guy 2 Jesus this guy seems like a royal retail nazi is he always doing this!!???
guy 1 yes he constantly has to prove why he's right even though he has more access to stores
guy 2 wow he sounds like a real retail nazi I know things haven't been the same since the hip replacement it sucks that you can't hunt as you used too.
guy 1 yeah I don't even know why I bother with him it's like talking to a brick wall
guy 2 well just expand your circle plenty of other star wars collectors out there living on disability is hard and inflation isn't helping ignore the retail nazis they're just hating because they won't expand their portfolio

by rayjay91 February 8, 2023

celboy

Usually, a pompous self-righteous incel is very opinionated and thinks very highly of themselves. They are the keyboard warriors of the internet and don't know when to shut the hell up but would crumble if shit went down in the streets irl. The most famous widely known celboy is Chris chan . They are often very angry because they can't get women so they resort to passing around anime waifu pictures. Their dakimakura is their most prized and nasty possession .they often go by preston

Guy 1 All hunter does is sit on his laptop all day when he is working as a mentor is very sus tbh
Guy 2 doesn't the state pay him to do more as a mentor and that full beard of his is so nasty!!
Guy 1 yeah he says he's working on some stupid digital boardgame I think he's up to something he won't use my wifi
guy 2 yeah he seems like he's gonna be a cyber-terrorist that whole bs threat to report you owning an e-bike was idiotic
guy 1 yeah he's a total real deal celboy always has to act like a know it all with a chip on his shoulder

by rayjay91 March 21, 2023