Usually, a pompous self-righteous incel is very opinionated and thinks very highly of themselves. They are the keyboard warriors of the internet and don't know when to shut the hell up but would crumble if shit went down in the streets irl. The most famous widely known celboy is Chris chan . They are often very angry because they can't get women so they resort to passing around anime waifu pictures. Their dakimakura is their most prized and nasty possession .they often go by preston
Guy 1 All hunter does is sit on his laptop all day when he is working as a mentor is very sus tbh
Guy 2 doesn't the state pay him to do more as a mentor and that full beard of his is so nasty!!
Guy 1 yeah he says he's working on some stupid digital boardgame I think he's up to something he won't use my wifi
guy 2 yeah he seems like he's gonna be a cyber-terrorist that whole bs threat to report you owning an e-bike was idiotic
guy 1 yeah he's a total real deal celboy always has to act like a know it all with a chip on his shoulder
Guy 2 doesn't the state pay him to do more as a mentor and that full beard of his is so nasty!!
Guy 1 yeah he says he's working on some stupid digital boardgame I think he's up to something he won't use my wifi
guy 2 yeah he seems like he's gonna be a cyber-terrorist that whole bs threat to report you owning an e-bike was idiotic
guy 1 yeah he's a total real deal celboy always has to act like a know it all with a chip on his shoulder
by rayjay91 March 22, 2023
a play on the term the empire strikes back thus coined after a burnout revenge mission known as the vanfire strikes back meaning a unpredictable sadistic retaliation when someone is sufficiently angered.
eg spamming disgusting and disturbing content from an anonymous social media account
or screwing someone out of an amenity or service or beating someone's ass to were they will never function correctly again
eg spamming disgusting and disturbing content from an anonymous social media account
or screwing someone out of an amenity or service or beating someone's ass to were they will never function correctly again
guy 1 did you hear Eric got Chris with the vanfire after he told on Kyle for doing wheelies on his dirtbike in the parking lot!!??
guy 2 yea i heard Eric gave him a swirly and there's nothing john can do for chris.
guy 1 lil finsterwald desereved it.
guy 2 yea i heard Eric gave him a swirly and there's nothing john can do for chris.
guy 1 lil finsterwald desereved it.
by rayjay91 June 12, 2023
A circa 2010 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nose bombed by his brothers gnarly shit i.e a bathroom where the shit in question smells like raw sewage, the mud at the dump, pizza hut, rotten fish,or old garbage can left to sunbake
usually a gas station bathroom that was bombed by a homeless crackhead that usually smells like a mix of cigarettes weed and old stale beer
usually a gas station bathroom that was bombed by a homeless crackhead that usually smells like a mix of cigarettes weed and old stale beer
guy 1. man I just blew it up like Hiroshima in their guy 2 walks in, HOLY FUCK THIS AINT A BATHROOM THIS IS THE FUCKING CAMIFODE FUCK I NEED A DAMN GAS MASK FUCK!!!!!
by rayjay91 April 16, 2022
A term coined by an aspien from Virginia were it is a low functioning special ed individual that weighs over 400lbs were if dropped it will contaminate an entire building depending on how many lbs with a form of radiation known as retardation
if exposed to will render any saidsaid individual in the vicinity retarded
if exposed to will render any saidsaid individual in the vicinity retarded
guy 1 did you hear that 500lb tard nuke that farted in the special ed class the other day??
guy 2 yeah i got a notification on my phone about a gas leak at school from an unknown origin and i heard the hazmat team had to respond
guy 1 i can imagine the entire school got contaminated with retardation
guy 2 yeah i got a notification on my phone about a gas leak at school from an unknown origin and i heard the hazmat team had to respond
guy 1 i can imagine the entire school got contaminated with retardation
by rayjay91 June 12, 2023
A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart
Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
by rayjay91 December 07, 2022
The cool and sophisticated Mexican gangster who drives a lowrider also known as a juan rod . They are highly revered for their hard-working attitude and being very humble . Juans are the ogs and not posers and are blue collar and respected amongst people in their setting .
guy 1 you seen Carlos hes a real gangster he drives that lowrider??
guy 2 yeah he's awesome and that juan Rod is dope I can tell he put a shit ton of work into that thing!!
guy 1 yeah he doesn't act like that clon at my old theatere
guy 2 yeah he's awesome and that juan Rod is dope I can tell he put a shit ton of work into that thing!!
guy 1 yeah he doesn't act like that clon at my old theatere
by rayjay91 March 22, 2023
A person weather be it boy or girl whose entire life personality is dating someone as a whole usually has a vapid personality devoid of any substance
guy 1 i you hear that chick Rachel
guy 2 yea she has a new boyfriend every week it seems like her personality is bland and devoid of substance
guy 1 yea she dates a lot of desperate weirdos
guy 2 yea she seems like a daggot
guy 2 yea she has a new boyfriend every week it seems like her personality is bland and devoid of substance
guy 1 yea she dates a lot of desperate weirdos
guy 2 yea she seems like a daggot
by rayjay91 February 20, 2024