super soaker

a weapon banned on 7 different continents

scout:*whips out super soaker*
spy:*screaming*
sniper*hiding behind spy*

by raybeez February 18, 2022

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School Dance

a place where you shoot your shot and fail, then hang out with friends because you're lonely. then you dance with you're friend, stomp in a circle to cotton eye joe, shoot your shot even more,get sad, cry,dance even more, eat rose pedals, watch your friend bowl with water bottles then go home having had fun

me:take me baby i'm all you need
girl:wtf
joe:wanna hang?
me:yes.
and that's the School Dance for you

by raybeez April 14, 2022

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two christmas kid

when mommy and daddy don't love each other as much as they thought they did and they divorce then the kid gets 2 Christmases

jimmy:I heard that billy's parents are getting a divorce
timmy:so he's gonna be a two christmas kid

by raybeez February 12, 2022

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Think Fast Chuckle Nuts

My favorite meme involving scout. It involves a cringe video interrupted by scout with the phrase "Think Fast Chuckle Nuts" followed by a flash bang. In one variation of the meme the flashbang is caught

scout:Think Fast Chuckle Nuts
pyro:*catches flashbang & yeets*

by raybeez February 19, 2022

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