i'm gonna headbutt ya

what a hyperactive teen says whilst running around

scout:i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya
medic:*diagnoses with adhd*

by raybeez February 14, 2022

cpr songs

songs you can do cpr to. some include:two trucks misery cpr girls just wanna have fun stayin alive imperial march

timmy:*passes out*
jimmy:*puts on two trucks*
timmy:*resurrects* wtf

jimmy:that's one of our cpr songs
timmy:oh yea

by raybeez April 22, 2022

joe biven

when you use a v instead of a b

It's president joe biven

by raybeez February 21, 2022

Pain

when kids find your tiktok and share it with kids in your school

my ud account is still a secret but not my tiktok. Pain

by raybeez March 14, 2022

maybay

the furby of principal of the thing. It has no skin but is a lovable naked baby

Maybay:me love you
principal:yes :)

by raybeez March 25, 2022

Pizza

A food I eat at parties, when all the other school lunch sucks ass, or when I wake up late as leftovers.

1. Me: dam this party cool asf *eats pizza* hey that guy has a really cool wig
2. Me: all these other lunch options suck ass imma get the buffalo pizza
3. Me: aw fuck it’s 1:07 welp imm grab sum pizza

by raybeez July 01, 2022

Sleep Talking

when you say random shit in your sleep without knowing it

scout:gotta burn the grocery store before five five o'clock
pyro:*excitement*
spy:don't get your hopes up, scout's just Sleep Talking

by raybeez February 20, 2022