randy's definitions

thirsty [whatever day it is]

a day that is good for drinking; today

yo man i just failed that physics test. i better study for the one we have tomorrow.
nah bro its thirsy monday!

by Randy December 6, 2004

wiipped

The act of playing the Nintento Wii for more than one hour a day.

What you played your Wii all weekend? Man, you're wiipped.

by Randy February 7, 2007

ass burner

a flaming dump, one which is often characterized by a burning sensation in the cornhole.

Bro, after those hotwings i went to the head for a 30 minute ass burner.

by Randy August 11, 2004

post office

Term describing a room, bar, club etc:, that has all men in it.

A room full of men.

1. I went to the bar down the street to try to hook up, but it was a post office so I left.
2. This club is a post office, lets split.

by randy December 14, 2004

turd breath

A particularly noxious form of bad breath. The offender's breath smells like he or she has just chewed a mouthful of turds.

Every time that teacher at tech. school tries to help me with my computer, I can smell her turd breath.

by Randy February 27, 2005

mmk

A sound made by combining a mumble and the last half of "OK". Represents a distracted affirmation

"Could you do this for me?"
"Mmk..."

by Randy August 1, 2004

A-1 Yola

San Francisco Bay Area Slang for Top notch cocaine.

Thas Some Grade A-1 Yola!

by Randy March 26, 2004