randy's definitions

gank

When a group of people gang up on you and you get pwned. Gank gained this extra meaning during a Warcraft 3 game of DOTA Allstars when someone spelled gang bang as gank bang.

They are gonna gank me soon. I just got ganked. Look at those damn gankers, all they do is gank.

by Randy June 30, 2005

dolewhip

Also known as the Danza Slap, this is when one takes their penis in their hand and gives someone a sharp smack across the face with it. Also related to the dole-beating.

Linda ate my fried rice so I dropped my trousers and gave her a dolewhip.

by Randy June 1, 2004

Back to the Future

A kickass 80s movie staring Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd about time travel. Directed by Robert Zemeckis

Back to the future kicks ass

by Randy September 29, 2003

zork

A folder in some high schools class

Save it to folder ZORK

by randy December 12, 2003

jorbis

the juice that is secreted from the sweat glands in one's toe crevices. gives off a distinct curdled milk odor.

I was totally diggin her, but then i noticed the jorbis in between her hairy toes.

by randy May 16, 2004

Virginia Beach

the Los Angeles of the east coast

had a horrible gang problem in parts of the city back in the 80s and 90s but got better.

East side of the city (the beach) has clubs, huge concert venues, bars, dozens of hotels, LOTS of prostitutes.. the place to be on weekends.

West side of the city borders Norfolk and is controlled by black/mexican gangs and typically not where you want to be.

Lets head out to downtown VA Beach and get hammered

by Randy October 17, 2004

jugmungus

Means very huge tits. Came about from the crossing of Jugs with Humungus.

Man that girls boobs are jugmungus.

by Randy March 15, 2005