randy's definitions

turd breath

A particularly noxious form of bad breath. The offender's breath smells like he or she has just chewed a mouthful of turds.

Every time that teacher at tech. school tries to help me with my computer, I can smell her turd breath.

by Randy February 27, 2005

wiipped

The act of playing the Nintento Wii for more than one hour a day.

What you played your Wii all weekend? Man, you're wiipped.

by Randy February 7, 2007

post office

Term describing a room, bar, club etc:, that has all men in it.

A room full of men.

1. I went to the bar down the street to try to hook up, but it was a post office so I left.
2. This club is a post office, lets split.

by randy December 14, 2004

thirsty [whatever day it is]

a day that is good for drinking; today

yo man i just failed that physics test. i better study for the one we have tomorrow.
nah bro its thirsy monday!

by Randy December 6, 2004

chamoru

A (native) person and/or language of Guam and Northern Mariana Islands including Saipan and Rota.

See also alternate spelling - Chamorro.

Ay, braut, sa' you Chamoru right?
Yeah dute, I speak Chamoru too.
HAAAA!? Think your bad?

by Randy July 11, 2004

The real to real

Slang for "in acuality"

"i be slingin' ounces of rock on the real to real"

by randy March 5, 2004

beat skeets

1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities

1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.

by Randy December 6, 2004