Team Killing

The act of killing a member of your own team (usually in a first person shooter, but i guess it applies in any game, football for example)

But let's focus on the FPS aspect of teamkilling.


We, the Teamkillers, the few, the proud. The more experienced of us have refined it into an art (LOLMAN, for example). We know the game inside and out, and have played our FPS's for unhealthy lengths of time, in many cases.

Teamkilling in a straight Team Deathmatch is not nearly as satisfying as teamkilling in a more goal oriented mode of play, like S&D (not unlike counterstrike). There, once killed, your teammates do not respawn until the round is over, which can be up to 5 mins! Imagine the frustration as you are team killed as the round starts, you plot and fry in your own juicies all throughout the round, and, as the next one starts, you are teamkilled instantly by the same person. I tell you, it's a feeling not unlike having your testes ripped out by pack of dogs. And it brings joy to our hearts to bring that feeling to you, the average game playing noob.

As a teamkiller, the most frequently asked question I get is: "Are you gay?"

The answer to that may never be known, my friends, but that is not the most important question.

The second most asked question i get is, simply, "Were you abused as a child?"

No, i keed, i keed.

The second most asked question i get is,"Why?"


And therein lies the secret of teamkilling. To "why," I always answer "For fun." This pisses them off, but it's the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts. Especially 30 7.9mm rounds of truth entering your buttocks at point blank range. That really hurts.

And the essence of teamkilling is FUN, fun at the average luser n00b's expense. Hell, when you get all pissed off, that just adds fuel to the fire of laughter and joy in our teamkillin' hearts.

So keep calling me a whore, cunt, etc, it only makes it funnier
A session of team-killing is excellent for stress relief, and a hell of a lotta laughs! So, put on your favorite tunes, slide in that FPS CD, and get down and dirty and kill some fucking teammates!!!


FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!

Your Best Friend,
.:|Rampant Teamkiller|:.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 07, 2004
mugGet the Team Killingmug.

music snob

Me.

Everything sucks execpt for Led Zeppelin ;)

well, that's not too far off the truth, actuallty.
Pop Music is shit, the norm is horrible, meaningless lyrics with bullshit guitarwork and no talent. Or origianllity. Or class.

Only Rock & Roll deserves to exist.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 04, 2004
mugGet the music snobmug.

Team Kill

Like a Kill, except instead of killing an enemy to get it, you kill a teammate. This is much easier, becasue they don't expect it. You can, for example, walk up to them and Pistol whip them to death. But, once they're onto you, it gets alot harder. And a name like Rampant Teamkiller doesn't exactly help.
Pvt_ryn272 was sitting on the ridge of a hill when Rampant, his teammate, walked up behind him and emptied his mp44 into Pvt_ryn's ass. Rampant was awarded with a team kill, and walked away a much better person.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 07, 2004
mugGet the Team Killmug.

Ppsh

The epitome of n00b cannon. It has 71, seventy-fucking-one rounds, which means that no matter where you point it, it's gonna hit someone. Requires abosultey no skillz at all to use, unlike rifles such as the Kar98k
The noob pulled out his Ppsh and ran out the door of the huose, whereupon i, sitting 400 yeards away in a tree, shot him a new asshole right between the eyes, with my Kar98. Damn noob, he deserved worse.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 07, 2004
mugGet the Ppshmug.

We Will Rock You

Probably the best known song ever. It's by Queen, 1977, not '78, you pedophile! released with We are the Champions on "News of the World", they were often played back to back on radio stations because they followed into each other so well.

Queen pwns.
Aah
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shouting in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place

Chorus

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make
You some peace some day
You got mud on your face
Big disgrace
Somebody betta put you back into your place

Chorus x2
by Rampant Teamkiller July 06, 2004
mugGet the We Will Rock Youmug.

Kar98k

Karabiner(German for Carbine) (18)98 K

Standard issue, bolt action, German rifle in the second world war. Holds 5 7.9mm round on a stripper clip. It was known for its excellent accuracy and very long range (800m effective range)It was used as a sniper rifle long after it became obsolete as a main weapon.

In Call of Duty, Medal of Honor, and any other WWII game, the Kar98k is Jesus himself. The sights are just beautiful, it is a joy to wield and an even bigger joy to blow out allied brains with.
I lay down on the roof of Pavlov’s house, whipped out my Kar98k and proceeded to hand the entire Russian team's collective ass to them on a silver platter. Stupid, Ppsh wielding smg n00bs.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 07, 2004
mugGet the Kar98kmug.

Meat Loaf

An awesome, underrated rock band. They really know how to write great songs, and most bands don't.
Check out Paradise by The Dashboard Light, Bat out of Hell, I Would Do Anything for Love, and Couldn't Have Said it Better for some really rocking tunes.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 24, 2004
mugGet the Meat Loafmug.