rOb's definitions

swinette

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

by Rob November 30, 2003

gibson les paul

The greatest guitar ever made. A normal Les Paul has a maple, single cutaway body, Plated humbucking pickups, 22 frets and a rosewood fingerboard.

Guitar player 1: Hey man, I got a Fender Strat
Guitar player 2: That is pathetic compared to my Gibson Les Paul.

by Rob January 19, 2005

bisexual

a word made up to mean "attracted to both sexes". for men, its usually a half way stage to becoming gay. for girls, its a term used to get the guy they want

men: "dave, i think i might be bisexual"
girls "will you fancy me more if i say im bisexual ;) "

by rob September 13, 2003

Grundle

The area between the scrotum and anus

Lick my grundle

by Rob January 14, 2004

sparten

a word describing something that is sparce

this is a sparten place

by rob April 30, 2005

sub way 666

The baddest skate crew ever! soon to take over the world. Based in Monmouth in south wales.

you are Not in Sub Way 666!

by rob November 13, 2003

Nir

1. A short Israeli who has, among other things, successfully hit a can of tomatoes with a sniper rifle from 2 kilometers, beat up 2 US marines in the 4th grade, a girlfriend whose identity was unconfirmable due to the phone lines being cut by the Palestinians, and discovered diamonds while in Israel. It is also speculated that Nir is a pathological liar.

That's crap, Nir.

by Rob March 31, 2003