The art of tossing off while watching the fake celebrity porn pictures of miriah carey taking it up the rim your sick friend has sent you, usually putting them in a folder and watching them as a slide show, leaving both your hands free to attempt to catch the imminent waterfall.
by Rob October 22, 2004
a man in age only, in all other ways a boy whose wife turns to other men to satisfy her womanly needs that her husband can't
Rob has a really small penis and just can't take care of Kristi's needs but she's finding real men who can. So she's just making a cuckold out of Rob
by Rob December 01, 2003
similar to the donkey punch but instead of the feces falling to the ground, the partner eats every single piece of feces regardless of the density or amount.
by rob March 08, 2005
1. Sly guy with all right the moves.
2. Puts the ladies in a trance
3. Hexum > fishbulb
4. To fucking eXtReMe for all u asses
2. Puts the ladies in a trance
3. Hexum > fishbulb
4. To fucking eXtReMe for all u asses
by rob August 25, 2003
by rob June 02, 2003
by rob October 05, 2003
Person 1: "I thought you were going to a fast food place, you've been gone an hour"
Person 2: "I did"
Person 1: "Where?"
Person 2: "Hardees"
Person 2: "I did"
Person 1: "Where?"
Person 2: "Hardees"
by Rob January 14, 2004