swak

A cross between 'swank' and 'wack', swak, to masturbate at a very fast pace without thinking about afterward burning sensation and sore penis skin.

"Fuck me deep man, I had a nasty swak last night to that porno with the midget and the donkey you gave me, think I took 4 layers of skin off of my wang."

by Rob July 05, 2004

gibson les paul

The greatest guitar ever made. A normal Les Paul has a maple, single cutaway body, Plated humbucking pickups, 22 frets and a rosewood fingerboard.

Guitar player 1: Hey man, I got a Fender Strat
Guitar player 2: That is pathetic compared to my Gibson Les Paul.

by Rob January 20, 2005

the tits

The same as The Shit, only better because tits are great and shit isn't.

That Shit Was The Tits!

by Rob January 15, 2005

Snow

Stupid Nigger(s) On Welfare

Yo I went down to the mall and some smelly ass snow walked by me.

by Rob February 03, 2005

hobagger

Someone who tries to pick up on women just for the purpose of sex, and then moves on. Frequently in the context of on-line dating.

Jimmy has become quite the online hobagger lately. He took out 3 old hard up skanks last week and boinked 2 of them.

by Rob August 22, 2003

Wakefield High School

The Shit. Straight up, The SHIT!
We don't have the yorrkie skank, and STDs in the air. We dont have a team name that rhymes with "Genitals." Wakefield just straight Kicks Ass.
28-1

Man, Wakefield took a HUGE Hot Carl of the northern region.

by Rob April 11, 2005

light him up

in paintball, or any form of gun-based combat, it is a phrase meaning "concentrate fire on that guy", or "shoot him till he screams"

"We got one behind those barrels! Light him up!"

by rob October 04, 2004