14 definitions by rOYAL SMALLNESS
Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 19, 2018
In the dog food aisle Mike asked Kerry if Roversham needed food,Kerry replied no just bought some at the pet food store.Keeping in mind they do not have a dog and this was simply stated in front of other shoppers to make them look like dog owners if only for a brief moment.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 4, 2019
The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.
Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020
A Grandpa that has the ability to be as serious as a heart attack as well as the opposite of that without grandkids knowing for sure whats up.
Grampo was driving down the curvy road with the three Grand boys in the back seat.He then shouted the steering is out! Ben and Mac screamed ahhhhh but Mac didn't buy it for a minute.Grampo was being Grampo once again.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 12, 2020
Mike was a classic extrovert before the pandemic.Isolation turned out to be more satisfying then he could have imagined. As the pandemic lessens he become a Bivert choosing to play both sides of the introvert extrovery reality.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS September 30, 2020
by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 11, 2020
Connecting the thumb and pointer finger together and docking with another persons thumb and pointer finger in an up and down motion.Invented on south side of Chicago in early seventies.
Jeff had just parked his VW microbus and was so elated to see Linda and the crew he called for a Blue Team Handshake all around.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 30, 2018