rOYAL SMALLNESS's definitions

Nervous Tootsie

The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.

Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020

Grampo

A Grandpa that has the ability to be as serious as a heart attack as well as the opposite of that without grandkids knowing for sure whats up.

Grampo was driving down the curvy road with the three Grand boys in the back seat.He then shouted the steering is out! Ben and Mac screamed ahhhhh but Mac didn't buy it for a minute.Grampo was being Grampo once again.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 12, 2020

occulant

Fancy magic

No expense was spared it was the most occulant magic show in the history of humankind.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 10, 2020

Ginja

Red headed ninja

Mike with his 300 lb. body and red hair can go into Ginja stealth mode,get up on you and startle you to the bone.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 5, 2024

Falsifadoo

The act of appearing to pick up dog poop without actually picking up dog poop

Doc was walking Stella in his new neighborhood and stealthily bends down with the plastic bag to pick up the poop but does so for appearance purposes only.He boasted at dinner with friends about committing Falsifadoo.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS April 28, 2023

Sweatard

Folk singer attire that shouts rock and roll sucks.

Dude was way too afraid to let his hair down and rock and roll like there is no tomorrow.His sweatard was his measly freak flag.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS February 2, 2021

Hooker Hoagie

The act of throwing lunch meats at a hooker and trying to get them to stick.

Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019