rOYAL SMALLNESS's definitions

Bivert

Both an extrovert and an introvert.

Mike was a classic extrovert before the pandemic.Isolation turned out to be more satisfying then he could have imagined. As the pandemic lessens he become a Bivert choosing to play both sides of the introvert extrovery reality.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS September 30, 2020

Biverted

Person who can be both an extrovert or an introvert.

Mike was a complete extrovert right up until the pandemic.The world went crazy and now he is a complete introvert.he is for sure Biverted.When the pandemic is over we will just have to see whats up.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS September 21, 2020

Hooker Hoagie

The act of throwing lunch meats at a hooker and trying to get them to stick.

Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019

Roversham

Imaginary grocery store dog.

In the dog food aisle Mike asked Kerry if Roversham needed food,Kerry replied no just bought some at the pet food store.Keeping in mind they do not have a dog and this was simply stated in front of other shoppers to make them look like dog owners if only for a brief moment.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 4, 2019

Change of pastry

Being tired of the same bakery.

Finn stopped at the Black Currant Bakehouse everyday for their delicious cinnamon rolls.He was shocked that he was tiring of them and decided he needed a change of pastry.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS May 5, 2018

Blue Team Handshake

Connecting the thumb and pointer finger together and docking with another persons thumb and pointer finger in an up and down motion.Invented on south side of Chicago in early seventies.

Jeff had just parked his VW microbus and was so elated to see Linda and the crew he called for a Blue Team Handshake all around.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 30, 2018

Death Splash

While crapping in a port a potty a splash goes directly into the anus.

Mike ate a giant beef sandwich greasy onion rings and a chocolate shake.He was on the jobsite and needed to find the nearest facility NOW.He blasted \a turd the size of a small dog and the subsequent action was a direct death splash directly into his fully dilated bung hole.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 22, 2018