Civil Air Patrol

A political disaster that is similar to boy scouts but actualy gives over zeluos adults rank and control over their children and their childs peers.

Many a ambitious cadets CAP career was destroyed by a fat peice of shit parent.

oh and god help me if they ever look for me.

"I will promote you after my son is promoted"

by qwerty December 24, 2004

god of contradictions

a happy little god invented by jimmy kaos to explain continuity errors and contradictory terms in his writing.
Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)

the god of contradictions sure is hairy

by qwerty March 25, 2004

peregrination

the act of walking arround for a very long time, usually resulting in boredom or getting lost, made pointless after the invention of the hoarse and later the car

the young lad set out for a day of peregrination, and he was very excited untill he realized that his favorite jordans ahd been snaked, then he grabbed his glock and went postal on his family and his neighbor's dog, see what happenes when some one touches my.... i mean his jordans, GOD.

by QWERTY May 20, 2003

instrumental

A song that has no vocals.

YYZ by Rush
Eruption by Van Halen
Most stuff by Joe Satriani

by QWERTY April 11, 2005

No Points Scored

A band with an asian, a joo, and a czechloslovakian, basically an equal opertunities employer, they even employ Coonses

Affirmative action Bitch

by QWERTY May 20, 2003

crotch rocket

a very hard male sexual organ

you've got a sexy crotch rocket, can i touch it?

by Qwerty April 16, 2004

palm

'Palm' is used to refer to the king pimp, i.e. the pimp who pimps the pimps.

It's origins lie in the name of the real life King Pimp, who was called Palm.

to a pimp:
"Who's your pimp"

response:
"palm"

by qwerty June 09, 2004