17 definitions by quicksand jesus
by quicksand jesus April 21, 2004
by quicksand jesus May 12, 2004
Austrian psychiatrist, lived 1856-1939. Came up with things like the 'Oedipus complex', where apparently young males can become jealous of the father and want to fuck their own mothers. In my opinion, that could only happen if I were suddenly adopted by one of the Olsen twins... Hey! They're 18 now, it's open season!
If I could go back in time, I would go visit Sigmund Freud and kick him in the balls for being so stupid
by quicksand jesus May 9, 2004
Crikey! I now realise that when I wrote the above, those little minx's were still on the jailbait side of their 18th birthday... I'm utterly utterly ashamed of myself!
I blame Sigmund Freud, because he was a cunt!
I blame Sigmund Freud, because he was a cunt!
Fuck you, Sigmund Freud!
by quicksand jesus June 14, 2004
Something I did last night
by quicksand jesus April 19, 2004
People from outerspace. Generally peace loving and wise, they've come to Earth because we've got velcro and they love that shit
by quicksand jesus May 2, 2004