A strategy board game that is a variation of Gomoku. Pente was invented in 1977 on checkerboard table cloths at a Pizza parlor in Stillwater, Oklahoma called the Hideaway. The object is to place 5 stones in a row or capture 5 pairs of your opponents stones.
While waiting for my pizza I learned how to play Pente. Thirty years later I still have not mastered it.
Avoiding digital activities such as checking your phone and logging into facebook for a meaningful period of time, usually the length of a vacation.
To improve creative thinking and concentration my doctor ordered a digital detox.
The Oklahoma Version of a bubble butt.
The little boy at Walmart improved his view of the line by standing on his mommy's Hindenberg Heiny.
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The Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Breaking Bad.
Clueless stoners who provided comic relief and convenient plot devices.
In the last episode of Breaking Bad, Badger and Skinny Pete operate
the laser pointers which convince Elliot and Gretchen that Walt has hired two
killers to ensure they create a trust fund for his son. Later, they tell Walt
that blue meth is on the market causing him to realize that Jesse is still alive.
Badger and Skinny Pete were always good for a laugh on Breaking Bad.
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A room where one can talk freely without being recorded
or held accountable for what he says.
Mitt Romney talks about wealth disparity in quiet rooms.
Hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink.
Sadly, claims of great health benefits are unfounded!
Coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with Fresca.
A naval game where opposing naval ships try to provoke one another with dangerous actions and maneuvers.
The Gulf of Tonkin incident was a game of chicken of the sea that was used to promote American intervention in Viet Nam.
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