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Keep Close to the Willows

An Ozark verb meaning to be cautious. Conservative. Modest. Taken from a phrase used while skinny dipping in a willow bordered creek.
Keep close to the willows when you deal with a backstabbing gossip.
by quesondriac June 28, 2010
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Badger and Skinny Pete

The Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Breaking Bad.

Clueless stoners who provided comic relief and convenient plot devices.

In the last episode of Breaking Bad, Badger and Skinny Pete operate
the laser pointers which convince Elliot and Gretchen that Walt has hired two
killers to ensure they create a trust fund for his son. Later, they tell Walt
that blue meth is on the market causing him to realize that Jesse is still alive.
Badger and Skinny Pete were always good for a laugh on Breaking Bad.
by quesondriac October 15, 2013
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soldier of culture

A person who fights for culture, especially when it comes to first amendment issues. A soldier of culture appreciates diversity and never disrespects other artists or their efforts. Especially at awards shows.
The soldier of culture stopped the book burning.
by quesondriac October 21, 2010
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Political Calculus

What Republicans call political cost/benefit analysis. If a politician avoids political calculus on a policy or prospective bill or movement,

it means that it is unpopular. If a politician embraces political calculus, it means that it is popular.
Marco Rubio said he avoided political calculus on immigration reform because he knew his party was against it but thought the country
was for it. Double think!
by quesondriac April 15, 2013
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Pente

A strategy board game that is a variation of Gomoku. Pente was invented in 1977 on checkerboard table cloths at a Pizza parlor in Stillwater, Oklahoma called the Hideaway. The object is to place 5 stones in a row or capture 5 pairs of your opponents stones.
While waiting for my pizza I learned how to play Pente. Thirty years later I still have not mastered it.
by quesondriac August 13, 2010
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Ayatula of Ashtabula

The Ayatula of Ashtabula is a mystical snow deity from the Great Lakes snow belt who can create or halt snowfall.

He frequently assumes human form as a virgin nerd. The Ayatula of Ashtabula is full of power and is not to be messed with.
The Ayatula of Ashtabula caused a freak blizzard on the East Coast in October.
by quesondriac November 1, 2011
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dark money

Dark money is political campaign money that is not identified with it's contributor.
The big oil company used dark money to elect a candidate who would serve their interests.

No knew the big oil company contributed to the campaign because it was dark money.
by quesondriac January 20, 2014
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