quentin's definitions

dicky dunkin

Intercourse

When the weather's hot and sticky,
it ain't no time for dunkin' dicky.
When the frost is on the punkin',
THAT's the time for dicky dunkin'!

by Quentin July 31, 2003

fubar

Fucked up beyond all reconciliation.
Originally military.
See also goat fuck

"Some of these definitions are fubar"

by Quentin July 31, 2003

screwed the pooch

Past tense of making a major mistake

"Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was druck last night."

by Quentin July 31, 2003

video vegetable

Anyone who plays video games more than they sleep. See also vidiot

"My son used to work at McDonalds, but he was such a video vgetable he got fired"

by Quentin August 1, 2003

vidiot

One who knows more about Laura Croft than they do about their job. See also video vegetable

"My son is such a vidiot that he's 25 years old and still is a Jimmy no star at McDonalds."

by Quentin August 1, 2003

whoregasm

Normally about $50 (US) extra if requested, $50 (US) less if real.

"She said the next time I'm in town it's a freebee, because I gave her a whoregasm."

by Quentin August 1, 2003