Thermocracy

A living or working environment where one person exercises complete control of the thermostat.

"Sure, go ahead and adjust the temperature however you like it. This is not a thermocracy."

by qpkarl February 15, 2016

Snarknado

A whirling storm of snide remarks in response to a particularly controversial or inflammatory statement. Commonly seen on social media.
A wordplay on the term Sharknado.

"Jeez, all I said was I like Justin Bieber. I didn't expect it would unleash such a snarknado."

by qpkarl December 10, 2019

WIMBY

Welcome In My Back Yard. The opposite of NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard.

"There's a new police station coming to my street? Yeah, I'm totally WIMBY with that."

by qpkarl April 16, 2019

A Round In The Chamber

A portion one's feces ready, eager, and straining for its release, especially when a restroom is not available.

"Man, I gotta find a toilet. I've got a round in the chamber already."

by qpkarl January 28, 2023

Happy Lap

The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.

"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"

by qpkarl February 04, 2020

Expertese

The coded, obscure, and impenetrable language used among experts in a particular field, impossible to be understood by people not trained in that field.

"I didn't get a thing out of attending that seminar. The lectures were all in expertese."

by qpkarl January 03, 2019

Pollenemesis

A specific flowering plant whose pollen causes severe hay fever in an individual. Its flowering season is dreaded by that individual every Spring.

"It's only March and I want to claw my eyes out. My pollenemesis must be in bloom."

by qpkarl April 19, 2019