Fantasticoolush

An combination of the words 'fantastic', 'cool' and 'lush' for if you're feeling realllllly good.

Guy1: How you feeling today?

Guy2: I am feeling so good I can't put it into words..I'm ...I'm feeling.... FANTASTICOOLUSH!!!!!!!

Guy1: Wtf...

by punch!uation November 21, 2010

.ho.uk

The address to which you send emails to british sluts.

pissed off guy: whats that bitches email adress end in?- .com or co.uk?

pissed off guys friend: think its .ho.uk

by punch!uation November 21, 2010

Dateslexia

A very common condition in which a person gets their dates mixed up.

Husband: Sorry I forgot our anniversary yesterday dear I thought it was next week.

Wife: Well you have recently been diagnosed with dateslexia so I forgive you!

by punch!uation November 23, 2010

Light fitting

Mild covulsions

Man 1: Is that guy alright? He's shaking quite a bit..
Man 2: Dont worry, just some light fitting

by punch!uation November 21, 2010

Animalgamation

A game where you think of 2 different animals and mix them together to make a new one and thus cleverly giving it a name which consists of half of one animals name and half of the other.

"dude wouldnt it be sweet if a kangaroo and a hamster could mate?"

"yeh, like, it'd be be called a hamaroo!"

animalgamation is awesome...

by punch!uation October 21, 2009

Artard

Someone who is incapable of making or understanding art.

You can't draw, paint, or paper mache for shit!

you are such an artard..

by punch!uation December 13, 2010