punch!uation's definitions

Excellentils

Great tasting lentils

Those were some excellentils! yum

by punch!uation November 21, 2010

Shelium

When a guy inhales helium from a balloon and talks more like a girl

DO IT DO IT!

*hi guysssssssss*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......Shelium

by punch!uation November 21, 2010

Dateslexia

A very common condition in which a person gets their dates mixed up.

Husband: Sorry I forgot our anniversary yesterday dear I thought it was next week.

Wife: Well you have recently been diagnosed with dateslexia so I forgive you!

by punch!uation November 23, 2010

OOSOOM

Stands for 'out of sight out of mind'

guy1: What happened to your ex?

guy2: Dunno, thankfully she's OOSOOM.

by punch!uation November 25, 2010

Gruff

Old womans vagina, or grey muff.

Check out that gilf's gruff!

by punch!uation November 25, 2010

lyrichick

a girl that loves to put song lyrics as their facebook status

Amy: i love the way you lie ♥
Sarah: amy you are such a lyrichick...

by punch!uation November 25, 2010