puhercules's definitions

drunk

the perfect camouflage to blend in

i gotta be drunk in order to have friends...

by Puhercules May 9, 2010

lover

someone you fuck outside a more serioues relationship..

1: yo! brittany is so fuckin' hot!
2: yep..she was my lover when y was dating marcia

by Puhercules July 31, 2009

jerkomatic

adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)

1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...

by Puhercules July 30, 2009

stalker

-what ex girflfriends do during the flollowin 6 months after ending a relationship
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)

1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker

by Puhercules August 6, 2009

intellectual boner

a boner you get while reading erotic material

i figured out to add intellectual boner to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the horny definition...dunno why

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

wikiposer

one who pretends to know it all, but the source of info is wikipedia..they even quote exactly as written in the article and denial is always part of their personality

regular dude: i love the way minne riperton sings..
wikiposer: Riperton is perhaps best remembered today for her ability to sing in the whistle register, in which she had rare facility.

OR they even citate what they shouldn't

regular dude: shit, i love beer..
wikiposer: Beer is the world's oldest1 and most widely consumed2 alcoholic beverage and the third most popular drink overall after water and tea - see image above-
regular dude: wtf?

by Puhercules May 17, 2010

accucinator

a person who creates "facts" to prove an accusation...
a portmanteau of accusation and hallucination.

a: i heard that 8 out of 10 guys take a dump on their gf in the second date...
b: where you heard that?
a: i just did it..
b: nah! bullshit! you're an accucinator..

by Puhercules July 30, 2009