Definitions by pseudononymous

pence 

n.

technical term for a self-loathing, closeted gay man

The vice president is a total pence.

pence by pseudononymous November 19, 2016

trump 

n.

an act of defecation

feces

I gotta take a trump.

I just took a massive trump.

trump by pseudononymous November 17, 2016

trump dump

n.

just the greatest, most fantastic, classiest bowel movement ever

The President-elect is taking a trump dump.

trump dump by pseudononymous November 17, 2016

Crissmuss 

n. the secular festival celebrated on December 25th every year, accompanied by much merriment, shopping and spending. Cf. Christmas.

Dude, are you going to the Crissmuss party this weekend?
I got my girlfriend a great Crissmuss gift.
Merry Crissmuss!

Crissmuss by pseudononymous December 10, 2004