Urban Dictionary: Definitions by pseudononymous

pence

n.

technical term for a self-loathing, closeted gay man

pence by pseudononymous November 19, 2016

n.

an act of defecation

feces

I gotta take a trump.

I just took a massive trump.

trump by pseudononymous November 17, 2016

n.

just the greatest, most fantastic, classiest bowel movement ever

n. the secular festival celebrated on December 25th every year, accompanied by much merriment, shopping and spending. Cf. Christmas.

Dude, are you going to the Crissmuss party this weekend?
I got my girlfriend a great Crissmuss gift.
Merry Crissmuss!