Definitions by provider44

zeard

a zit beard

Doug had the most exquisite beard this side of the Ohio river. But with the seemingly well cultivated zit garden on his sister Chelsea's chin, you would think she maintained her zeard out of some strange case of penis envy.

zeard by provider44 January 14, 2010

jelly belly 

extremely jealous

When Wanda informed me that her and Trent were going out on a date i was filled with jealousy, but when I caught sight of them making love in her barn I turned into the epitome of a jelly belly.

jelly belly by provider44 January 14, 2010

tip grip

when the semen on the end of the penis sticks to the underwear

I scurried off to the restroom to urinate after sex because I was well aware of the impending onset of dreaded tip grip.

tip grip by provider44 January 14, 2010

GOL 

giggle out loud

Jimmy made my side hurt with his last text , but this one was a bit more on the tepid side so i responded with a still agreeable GOL.

GOL by provider44 January 14, 2010

buddikles

gentle stroking of the booty area to ease someone to sleep

'Baby, enough with the talking. Can you just give me some buddikles so i can pass out?'

buddikles by provider44 January 14, 2010

jut play 

an abridged and streamlined form of when you are not serious and just playing with someone

when Frank seemed to be offended by my trenchant comment I gave him a nudge on the shoulder and said 'jut play.'

jut play by provider44 January 14, 2010

shut dick 

a statement made to silence someone immediately but while at the same time doing it in a playful way.

'Hey Dombradovino!, can you shut dick so we can get these girls back to the lair?'

shut dick by provider44 January 14, 2010