preston's definitions

Ohio Potato

A verbal mistake by George W. Bush, expressed to the losing candidate John Kerry over the telephone after the election.

George-"I am going to enjoy this ohio potato on my plate."

Kerry-"Isn't it idaho potato?"

George-(hangs up the phone)

by Preston November 17, 2004

taulanta

the sexual action of inserting a knife into one's anal, or vagina... usually causing self harm. Done in the action for pleasure or pain...

"Dude! howd she died?" "she died from a Taulanta!!!"

by Preston May 15, 2003

Taulanta

The art of manipulating a person in to hard core sex. involving whips, chains, hadncuffs, and knives. Also illegal in many many states.

Me and my ex girlfriend (miranda) did the Taulanta on the kitchen table (this is also illegal in many states)

by Preston May 14, 2003

~_^

Basicly an anime/asian style wink. Cuter version of the -_^ wink.

OMG, you are so cute! *kisses* ~_^

by Preston March 8, 2005

chesticals

chesticals : Droopy floppy tubular tits on a woman, or elder male. Similar texture and gravity of a males Testicals. Otherwise known as "Oyster Tits"

"dude, your new stepmom has some dangling chesticals"

by preston July 3, 2006