Definitions by prairiefire

bigging the nig 

Giving undeserved and gushing praise to a black person or black people in general: sucking up to a black person or to black people in general

I'm sick and tired of the mainstream media always bigging the nig!

bigging the nig by prairiefire July 28, 2019

Magic Monkey 

The same as "Magic Nigger": a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.

You always get these Magic Monkeys on TV, don't you? What world are these people living in?

Magic Monkey by prairiefire July 5, 2010

Magic Media Monkey 

The same as "Magic Monkey" or "Magic Nigger" (but with the emphasis on the fact that this wonderful but largely mythical creature mainly inhabits the wish-world of the liberal media establishment): a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.

Look at that TV commercial - another Magic Media Monkey! Who do they think they're fooling?!

Magic Media Monkey by prairiefire July 5, 2010

hairy bummer 

Something that turns out to be even worse than expected (the expected bad thing just being a "bummer").

I thought my dole money had just been delayed, but it turns out it's been cut off altogether - what a hairy bummer!

hairy bummer by prairiefire June 12, 2010

prigsty 

A combination of "prig" and "pigsty": a group of self-righteous people, or the place where they habitually gather, or both.

When I was a kid I had to go to church every Sunday - what a prigsty that was!

prigsty by prairiefire June 12, 2010

strassle 

Like "smog",
"strassle" is a portmanteau word for the combination of two unpleasant things: just as "smog" is a combination of smoke and fog, "strassle" is a combination of stress and hassle, i.e. indicating a thoroughly annoying/depressing/draining experience or series of experiences.

No fun this last week I'm afraid - just one load of strassle after another! Unbelievable!

strassle by prairiefire May 29, 2010

bastard bitch 

A particularly nasty female, i.e. a "superbitch".

Not only did she clean me out, she lied to all her friends that I was useless in bed - BASTARD BITCH!"

bastard bitch by prairiefire May 21, 2010