ppabs's definitions

vermin

What Richard Gere shoves up his ass.

Richard Gere made a stupid chick movie, then he went back to his trailer and shoved vermin up his ass.

by PPabs September 29, 2003

village bicycle

Everyone has taken a ride on it. A skank who will let any slob of a guy (and often ferocious bulldyke chicks too) perform the deed on her because all dongs are the same to her, she will go on the job at the drop of the hat. This slut is so stank that she could walk through a retirement home and a 90-year old with dementia will yell "TRAMP!" White, black, redneck, handicapped, gay...it does not matter to this ho. God bless you, village bicycle!

See that ho over there with all the makeup? 9 of my friends have rode that village bicycle!

by PPabs September 24, 2003

Donkey Dick

A 16 oz. or 22 oz. beer can--referred to as this because it resembles the large cock of a donkey.

I love the feeling of having a huge donkey dick in my hand.

by PPabs September 21, 2003

on the job

Taking part in the act of sexual intercourse. In other words, the time that a man or woman spend stabbing, plunging the pink, or laying pipe.

Dude, see that 250-pound beach whale bitch sitting over there at the food court eating a Super-sized triple cheeseburger meal with a chocolate shake and four of those nasty-ass apple pies? I wonder what she looks like "on the job?"

by PPabs September 21, 2003