profuctive

having the quality or power of fucking up everything in abundance

Laurey is being very profuctive at work today because she is too busy texting and playing on Facebook then actually "working".

by poser1212 November 11, 2010

pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn

Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!

by poser1212 November 27, 2010

pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn

Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!

by poser1212 November 27, 2010

gorgethon

to stuff your face consistently; to eat like a pig over a long period of time; to indulge in gluttonous eating to the point of feeling like you are going to puke usually during a holiday meal such as Thanksgiving.

Leanne: Man, did you see Mike at Thanksgiving dinner? He devoured that whole 35lb turkey himself and left us only scraps.

Liz: Yeah, he musta been on a gorgethon. What a pig!

by poser1212 November 25, 2010

chunky drunky

a person who gets completely shitfaced then pukes up chunks of their meal usually on an innocent bystander

Buffy: I am so pissed at Liz!

Becky: WHY? What happened?

Buffy: She pulled a "chunky drunky" at the club last night, got completely shitfaced and puked chunks of her pot roast all over my new leather jacket.

Becky: Bummer! I would throw that nasty thing out and tell her to buy you a new one!

by poser1212 November 17, 2010

libidotomy

a self-induced procedure usually after a nasty breakup or divorce leaving your heart and world shattered into a million pieces. Symptoms include: increased apathy and passivity to sex, inability to concentrate during sex, and decreased emotional response to sex; basically nothing and no one turns you on.

Laurey: WTF is up with Liz? That Jake Gyllenhaal look-alike is all over her and she is just staring into space.

Rebecca: She must of got a libidotomy with that nasty divorce of hers!

by poser1212 February 21, 2011

rejectarded

a person who is rejected so many times they become retarded.

I am feeling so rejectarded since the UD editors keep rejecting my submissions.

by poser1212 November 13, 2010