poser1212's definitions

megabore

something or someone that is extraordinarily BORING!

Liz: So how was you date with Arthur last nite?
Tanya: Man, he was a megabore. I fell asleep in the car "on" the way to dinner.

by poser1212 January 28, 2011

Going Jack

someone who slowly begins to lose their mind due to utter boredom, isolation, a creative block, cabin fever or all of the above, like the dude Jack Torrance in The Shining.

I hope this snow storm lets up or I am gonna be "Going Jack" soon.

by poser1212 January 28, 2011

gorgethon

to stuff your face consistently; to eat like a pig over a long period of time; to indulge in gluttonous eating to the point of feeling like you are going to puke usually during a holiday meal such as Thanksgiving.

Leanne: Man, did you see Mike at Thanksgiving dinner? He devoured that whole 35lb turkey himself and left us only scraps.

Liz: Yeah, he musta been on a gorgethon. What a pig!

by poser1212 November 27, 2010

pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn

Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!

by poser1212 November 30, 2010

pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn

Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!

by poser1212 November 30, 2010

profuctive

having the quality or power of fucking up everything in abundance

Laurey is being very profuctive at work today because she is too busy texting and playing on Facebook then actually "working".

by poser1212 November 12, 2010

rejectarded

a person who is rejected so many times they become retarded.

I am feeling so rejectarded since the UD editors keep rejecting my submissions.

by poser1212 November 15, 2010