George W.

a woman who has a monster bush (very,very hairy vagina).

WHOA!!!! Hey Liz you better change your name to George W. if you don't shave that nasty bush!!

by poser1212 September 18, 2011

chunky drunky

a person who gets completely shitfaced then pukes up chunks of their meal usually on an innocent bystander

Buffy: I am so pissed at Liz!

Becky: WHY? What happened?

Buffy: She pulled a "chunky drunky" at the club last night, got completely shitfaced and puked chunks of her pot roast all over my new leather jacket.

Becky: Bummer! I would throw that nasty thing out and tell her to buy you a new one!

by poser1212 November 20, 2010

rejectarded

a person who is rejected so many times they become retarded.

I am feeling so rejectarded since the UD editors keep rejecting my submissions.

by poser1212 November 15, 2010

megabore

something or someone that is extraordinarily BORING!

Liz: So how was you date with Arthur last nite?
Tanya: Man, he was a megabore. I fell asleep in the car "on" the way to dinner.

by poser1212 January 28, 2011

Going Jack

someone who slowly begins to lose their mind due to utter boredom, isolation, a creative block, cabin fever or all of the above, like the dude Jack Torrance in The Shining.

I hope this snow storm lets up or I am gonna be "Going Jack" soon.

by poser1212 January 28, 2011

pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn

Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!

by poser1212 November 30, 2010

pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn

Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!

by poser1212 November 30, 2010