Seizgasm

n. The result of bringing a sexual partner to climax with the intensity to cause a seizure. Usually the result of the proper use of a choad and avoidance of cocksphixiation.

also: the moments following "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."

usually seen in the "high end" porno industry

"I thought that I killed her until I found out it as just a seizgasm."

"Seizgasm!!? I rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my ass!!! Get that picaco out of here!!!"

by poopypants April 01, 2003

tool

n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.

Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."

Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."

by poopypants April 05, 2003

rim jaw

n. condition in which the victim's jaw is stuck in an open position after performing a rim job on their partner for an extended period of time.

"Maybe his bad breath wouldn't be so noticeable if he didn't have rim jaw."

by poopypants April 02, 2003

Sex

Sex is the act of a male sticking his erect penis into a woman's asshole and pissing all over it!

May I please have sex with you?

by poopypants August 29, 2014

cocksphyxiation

n. Lifethreatening condition causing lack of oxygen due to excessive amounts of cock. Usually suffered by trendsbians when their antics cause a stir in the football team at frat parties. Most cases are caused orally, though some cases have been caused by excessive choad usage in a more traditional manner.

"Hi, I'm Johnny Noxville and this is cocksphyxiation..."

"Cocksphyxiation, the silent killer"

by poopypants April 01, 2003

Rumple Foreskin

n. the state of a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position. also a nickname for someone who resembles a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position.

"Look at Rumple Foreskin, when he runs his forehead jiggles around his neck!"

by poopypants April 02, 2003

magic pretzel man

n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.

"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."

by poopypants April 02, 2003