poontang's definitions

Alabamastan

slang for Alabama, comparing it to a remote, impoverished third world country that lacks Culture.

The rotting roadkill on the side of the highway, junk cars sitting atop cynder blocks, and the half naked children running around trailers were sure signs we had reached Alabamastan.

by poontang October 6, 2006

beantown

Another name for a barrio. A neighborhood with a large cluster of Hispanic immigrants. Where Beaners live and shop. Where you go to find cheap day labor, eat fish tacos, and buy weed.

I have to finish this deck by this afternoon and I only have $80 and need 10 guys to do the job. I better head down to Beantown.

by poontang September 27, 2006

scattered smothered and covered

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

by poontang October 16, 2006

Lesbohemian

(n) A lesbian hippy. Lesbohemians are typically experimental lesbians during college.. and usually go back to men after a while.

Cassandra was a typical Lesbohemian, always wearing Grateful Dead Tshirts, attending anti-war rallies, and eating bearded clams, until after graduation when she grew tired of Seafood and went back to sausage.

by poontang October 18, 2006

longting

1) When an action required to carry out a task will take too long and the person who were to carry out the task cannot be bothered

2) To do something quick and effective

The word is derived from London, where it is a common phrase.

1) Nah fuck that... going to the shop is a longting

2) Let's get these motherfuckers... No longtings

by poontang May 13, 2005

furan

an unhealthy state of mind.

"my brain went all furan on me, and i started ranting about cheeseburgers."

by poontang March 8, 2003

Wokville, Maryland

A slang term for Rockville, Maryland, a suburb of Washington, DC. It gets this name because of the large number of Chinese immigrants (mainly from Taiwan) in the area. Home to many chinese restaurants and asian supermarkets where many "ricer" cars can be found in the parking lots.

"Damn, Shlomo, it's Christmas and all the restaurants around here are closed; I guess us Jews are gonna have to head to Wokville, Maryland and get some Chinese food."

by poontang June 29, 2006