pookie's definitions

faa

means nice, fab or great... originally came from the language of the smookies, an urban tribe coming from a town in north west London

that skirt of yours is faa!

by pookie August 20, 2004

Mississippi Q Tip

Intercourse with a nasty southern fat womans belly button, and the males penis gets belly button lint on the head as he pulls out to ejaculate on her huge stomach.

I fucked your fatass sister in her tummy hole and pulled out to find a Mississippi Q Tip on the end of my dick! Tell that nasty bitch to take a shower once in a while!

by POOKIE March 23, 2011

finaggle

To shadily take something away from someone.

I finaggled a pitcher of beer from the bartender for free.

by pookie August 5, 2004

coitus

Word that was being yelled in my house recently because my dumbass friend learned it in a health class and wanted to freak out my parents.

"Hey Dawn, COITUS!!!! COITUS, COITUS!!!"

by Pookie February 22, 2005

unleash the fury

1. whip out your dick 2. to cum in a girls hair

I unleashed my fury and it nearly blinded her!

by pookie March 9, 2004

Canadian brain freeze

a nice way to refer to a stupid, dumb, or even mentally retarded person or question!!! The term refers to how people have inability to think with a brain freeze and permanant cold in parts of canada, therefore a person with a canadian brain freeze is always inable to think, making them dumb!!

Steve asked "is it possible to be allergic to water" and I responded "do you have a canadian brain freeze".

by POOKIE December 29, 2011

nymphomania

A mental condition that causes someone to want to engage in sexual activity. A lot.

My dear friend Lacey suffers from a severe form of nymphomania. She likes peanut butter.

by Pookie February 25, 2005