Definitions by pookie

shift 

when getting arrested by police

i got shift yesteday by feds

shift by pookie April 1, 2005

ass dick 

This is the word you yell at college basketball coaches when they make really stupid decisions.

"Grow some balls, ass dick!"

ass dick by pookie March 22, 2005

softballa 

a chick who is awesome at softball. this term is reserved only for the most bad ass softball players. not to be taken lightly.

Oh shit, that catcher is so good. She's a true softballa.

softballa by Pookie March 2, 2005

nymphomania 

A mental condition that causes someone to want to engage in sexual activity. A lot.

My dear friend Lacey suffers from a severe form of nymphomania. She likes peanut butter.

nymphomania by Pookie February 25, 2005

coitus 

Word that was being yelled in my house recently because my dumbass friend learned it in a health class and wanted to freak out my parents.

"Hey Dawn, COITUS!!!! COITUS, COITUS!!!"

coitus by Pookie February 22, 2005

Piash 

Another word for "thirst".

I need a glass of water to quench my Piash.

You know those Sprite commercials with the little ghetto dude with the killer 'fro? In Bangladesh, they call him "Piash". Obey your Piash.

Piash by pookie January 10, 2005

Pookie 

A chinese Dentist. May sometimes also be known as a jackass.

I just love my Pookie.

Pookie by pookie November 23, 2004